#yooonmin

hoseok:

jin:

jeongguk:

jimin: you’re hot but i’d still eat-

namjoon: ONE DINNER

namjoon: [slams hands down on table]

taehyung: here we go agai-

I love boyfriends.

1/?

After Jimin is evicted from his apartment, he saves a stranger named Namjoon from a stray dog. As thanks, Namjoon gives Jimin his house. There, he's thrown into life as a human land god and meets Yoongi, the white fox yokai who's protected the shrine for twenty years.

Rating: T Pairings: Yoonmin (Suga | Min Yoongi/Park Jimin), VKook (V | Kim Taehyung/Jeon Jeongguk), and Namjin (RM | Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin) Summary: Bangtan spends Christmas together This wasn’t supposed to be Yoonmin centered, I swear, my trash brain just subconsciously decided to make it that way. It was just supposed to be a small Christmas one-shot with all the boys and background ships, but anyway! I hope y’all still enjoy! Merry Christmas to everyone that celebrates, and Happy Holidays to everyone that doesn't❤️

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          “Merry Christmas Yoongi-yah~.” Yoongi groans as his six–insufferable–bandmates crash through his front door, Seokjin’s voice piercing through his still asleep brain.

He groans loudly and throws a pillow at the perpetrator that decides that it’s a great idea to storm into his bedroom unannounced, flipping them his middle finger as well. The only response he gets is a familiar laugh and a small body launching itself onto his own.

“Yoongi-hyung!” His boyfriend’s voice floats into his ear, at a very unacceptable volume, mind you, for it being fuck-all in the morning.

“Yoongi-hyung! It’s Christmas, you need to get up.” Jimin shakes his boyfriend’s shoulders, straddling the older’s lower back. Yoongi can practically hear the blinding smile in the younger boy’s voice, and it almost makes him want to roll over and return the gesture. Key word being almost.

Yoongi mumbles something that could be interpreted as a very inappropriate way of saying “go away” into his pillow, which is returned once again with a giggle. Yoongi wonders how Jimin can possibly be so cheerful this early in the god damn morning.

“Hyungggg.” The honorific is stretched out for way too long and Yoongi groans again, finally deciding to turn over onto his back and move into a sitting position in order to slap a hand over his boyfriend’s mouth, “What the fuck, exactly, are you guys doing here at–“ He checks his phone, “–7 o-fucking-clock in the morning. I’ve been a relatively good boy this year. I haven’t done anything to deserve this abuse.”

Namjoon picks this moment to enter in on the conversation, not even phased by the position that his hyung and dongsaeng are in, no matter how innocent it may be, “We’re here because it’s Christmas and you were the only one not awake yet. Now when the two of you are done fucking, Jungkook is cooking breakfast for all of us.” He walks out of the room without another word and Yoongi blushes about 4 different shades of red, groaning and letting his head fall back onto his pillow.

“Whatever God is out there, please save me from this nightmare.” He says to his ceiling in mock prayer.

Jimin laughs again but doesn’t make any moves to leave Yoongi’s lap, “Come on hyung. Please at least try to be in the Christmas spirit, for me?” Jimin pouts.

Yoongi immediately feels bad and sits up once again, placing a kiss on the younger’s lips, “I’m sorry Jiminie, it’s just really early and I wasn’t expecting any of you to come over. I promise I’ll be more civil once I’ve had my coffee and give myself time to wake up more.” He flashes his gummy smile to show his boyfriend that he’s being serious, which seems to work because Jimin perks up again, smiling so wide that his eyes nearly disappear into the crescent shape that Yoongi loves.

Jimin finally seems satisfied enough with his boyfriend’s answers to get off of his lap and he runs back out the where the other members are gathered.

Yoongi sighs and stays laying down for the few more minutes he assumes he’ll have before he’s assaulted again for “taking too long, hyung.” He finally finds the motivation to leave his warm bed and pulls on a pair of pajama pants (he likes sleeping in just briefs) before stalking out of his bedroom with a yawn. He finds his friend’s sitting at his table, Jin in Namjoon’s lap and Jungkook in Tae’s, since he doesn’t have enough room for 7 people at his table. His eyes search involuntarily for Jimin and he finds the younger engaged in an animated conversation with an equally excited Hoseok. He smiles to himself but rolls his eyes as he walks over to the younger, pressing a kiss to his cheek and motioning for him to get up so that Jimin can sit on his lap (if any of the members jokingly tease him about being soft for the younger, he’ll deny everything and just say it’s because there’s no room, though).

Jimin complies – not even faltering in his conversation with Hoseok, which Yoongi thinks is about Reindeer. He can’t even tell though, because Jimin is talking so fast and Yoongi’s brain is still half asleep – and allows Yoongi to sit down with his plate, piled with eggs and bacon, and mug filled to the brim with coffee before settling himself down on Yoongi’s lap.

~

They finally finish with breakfast and Jin loudly announces that he wants to open presents now. Yoongi sometimes wonders if Jin is secretly the youngest and not the oldest, but that thought is quickly shut down when the other 5 boys act just as excited as Jin did when presents were mentioned.

Namjoon and Tae rush outside to grab the bags of gifts from the van, and Yoongi gets up too, pushing a now pouting Jimin off of his lap, in order to retrieve the presents he had hidden in his closet.

In seconds, the 7 boys are squished in Yoongi’s living room and Namjoon is handing each member their presents.

Once all the presents have been passed out, Jungkook complains that Jimin has way more presents than the rest of them before promptly turning towards a scared looking Taehyung, who’s getting scolded by Jungkook about how he doesn’t love the maknae as much as Yoongi loves Jimin.

Jimin is giving the two a smug smile and Yoongi is smirking to himself. It’s not his fault that he loves to spoil his boyfriend rotten more than Tae does Jungkook.

Once Jungkook calms down and Taehyung doesn’t look as scared anymore, Jin whines that he wants to open his presents now. Namjoon gives them the go-ahead, and the room is filled with the sound of everyone ripping their presents open at once.

Yoongi is the only one who hasn’t touched his pile of gifts yet. He’s too busy watching Jimin open his with an adoring look on his face, watching the excited facial expressions appear on the younger’s face every time he opens a gift that he really wanted.

Yoongi finally opens his and thanks all the members (especially Namjoon, who got Yoongi the synthesizer and noise cancelling headphones that he’s been complaining about not having for the longest time).

Jimin is still opening his gifts, because he takes fucking forever, and Yoongi goes back to watching him. He can hear whispers from the other members (mostly Jin) about how whipped he is but in Yoongi’s opinion, Jin shouldn’t be the one talking, because Yoongi is convinced that he would do literally anything for Namjoon.

After everyone had finished opening their gifts and all the wrapping paper was thrown away, the 7 of them spend hours in Yoongi’s living room, talking and joking around, and Yoongi can’t help but wonder how he got so lucky to have the friends he does, and he assumes the others are thinking the same.

Namjoon and Jin eventually decide to leave, Yoongi know’s it’s because the sexual tension had been building between the two for a while now, but decides not to say anything. He’ll tease Namjoon about it the next day in the studio. Soon after, Tae, Jungkook, and Hoseok leave as well, leaving just Yoongi and Jimin.

Jimin leans against Yoongi’s side with a sigh, snuggling into him. Yoongi smiles and wraps an arm around his boyfriend’s waist and pulls him closer, pressing a kiss to the side of his head.

Jimin sighs contentedly and closes his eyes, “Thank you, hyung.”

“For what, Jiminie?” Yoongi looks down at the boy laying in his arms.

“For the best Christmas ever.”

Yoongi can’t help but smile, “Anything for you, baby.”