#yolie

if they are straight silently going to ignore maria shipp's existence, i might just mentally rewrite things so she was always eliots mcsweeten and who he was assigned to lure as a friend as a govt in. she will rightfully be happily married to a big butch lesbian and maria will be mentioned exclusively as a bannano-esque "hey please arrest this guy, here's a whistleblower holding a package with all the evidence"