SPOILERS FOR SILENT SALT UPDATE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
I JUST NEEDED TO SCREAM ABT THIS TO SOMEONE
ANYONE
THE VOID
HOLY FUCK GUYS I WAS SO EXCITED I PLAYED THRU THE WHOLE THING OBSESSIVELY
THAT LORE DROP
ELDER FAERIE AND SILENT SALT WERE TIED SOMEHOW BUT I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE THAT
also like… they give off doomed gay lovers. Like am I the only one who picked up on that? I thought they were brothers first but I swear there was something going on there
WHATS THEIR SHIP NAME GONNA BE
Maybe just friends idk
I was silently (hah pun intended) intensely on the boat of “Elder Faerie was SMC’s ex” for so long but now idk maybe I got the wrong Beast boyfriend for the faerie yall
The theories abt witches sealing them all away? SHATTERED. DESTROYED. OBLIVIATED. CRUMBLED, IF YOU WILL.
I did love the angst of the Beasts having more mother-like witch figures tho— like with the Witches seeing them all the time and checking on them in that special lil borderline toxic way and they’d go to the Feasts (ahem specifically Fount)
AU ideas now I suppose
BUT FUCK THAT WAS A LOT.
ALSO. MY BABIES. SHADOW MILK MY POOR LOVE HE’S HERE HES SO STUPID AND CUTE AND RAHHHHHHH
I MAY PUT HIM AS MY PFP SOON YALL
I HAVE MORE TO SCREAM ABT BUT I’LL LET IT MARINATE SO I CAN HAVE MORE INTRICATE THEORIES ONCE AGAIN THAT I WIL PROBABLY ONLY KEEP IN MY HEAD AND FORGET TO SHARE
I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE
also I hope that they rehabilitate the Beasts bc like… yeah they’ve done shit but they just need a ton of therapy and understanding still
maybe I’m biased ahem SHADOWVANILLA
anyway
also I want to see Salt’s horse. It BETTER be named Pepper. Or something cooler idk but PEPPER










