I feel like, if Shauna's wilderness baby had survived, she'd have been the type of mom to talk to him like an adult and would listen intently to his babbling before responding to it like he actually said something. In fact, I think she'd go so far as to insist he WAS saying something and use it to be passive aggressive. "Lottie, he says that's stupid. And he's Its baby, we should listen, right?"
Shauna's adventures in half-assed Catholic conversion would have given her a laundry list of Saints' names to choose from, and I feel like, again to be passive aggressive, she names him "Urban". As this is, in reality, kind of a weird name to say aloud, she calls him City Boy. They all start calling him that.
Melissa makes one of those carriers so Shauna can cart him around on her back all day. As he gets bigger, he tries to climb her hair like she's "fucking Rapunzel or something".
