#yelix

Hello. I've watched college basketball for a few years now and this is my first season paying attention to the NBA. I'm going to share my thoughts on each team in the league.

Boston Celtics - Boring. I know they have a lot of history but there is no reason to watch them now.

Brooklyn Nets - Maybe my least favorite team because they have the nerve to be merely mediocre instead of bad while not having a single superstar player worth watching. 

 New York Knicks - They're so bad that they can't help but be endearing in some way. 

 Philadelphia 76ers - They have some theoretically exciting young players but I can't support a team that is purposely terrible. 

 Toronto Raptors - They're pretty good and they have some players worth watching. 

 Chicago Bulls - They're supposedly good but every time I watch them, I see a really boring team with a crappy offense. Not a fan. 

Cleveland Cavaliers - Super exciting and fun to watch when they're clicking. 

Detroit Pistons - A pretty fun team that, unfortunately, just lost Brandon Jennings and became way less fun. 

 Indiana Pacers - Who cares? 

 Milwaukee Bucks - Apparently they're surprisingly good this year but I haven't watched any games. 

Atlanta Hawks - Apparently unbeatable. Not usually on TV in my market, unfortunately. 

Charlotte Hornets - I know they made the playoffs last year but they're not especially good or interesting this year. 

Miami Heat - Not nearly as good as they used to be for obvious reasons, but not bad, either. 

Orlando Magic - I guess they have a couple of good young players but they won't do anything this year. 

Washington Wizards - These guys are good and pretty fun to watch. 

Dallas Mavericks - Great offense and Dirk rules. 

Houston Rockets - Harden is having a ridiculous season. An exciting team. 

Memphis Grizzlies - Really good, I think. Got off to a hot start but I haven't heard much about them recently. I assume they're still winning. 

New Orleans Pelicans - Anthony Davis is incredible but this team is very inconsistent. 

San Antonio Spurs - The champs! Love watching their offense when it's rolling.  

Denver Nuggets - Nope. 

Minnesota Timberwolves - Worth watching for Andrew Wiggins and not much else. 

Oklahoma City Thunder - Westbrook and Durant are so fun to watch. Must-see TV. 

Portland Trailblazers - Damian Lillard is one of my favorite players. They have a habit of dicking around for 3 quarters and then winning close games. I like them. 

Utah Jazz - Meh. 

Golden State Warriors - Every game is worth watching. A whole team of human highlight reels. 

Los Angeles Clippers - A good team that should probably be a little better than they are. 

Los Angeles Lakers - A bunch of lovably mediocre cast offs and an old guy who was really good once upon a time. 

Phoenix Suns - Really fun to watch, not likely to go far in the postseason if they make it.