#yeah swag

Thank you a lot for the ask yo! I appreciate it1. First impression: Idk like I first remember being v impressed with you in Two Gents like I was all like "woah this nerd seems to be hilarious"? Idk I wanted to be friends with you2. Truth is: Disgusting disgusting trash only saved by how fabulous your hair is3. How old do you look: Okay like I actually don't know at all? I feel like you could pass for like anywhere from 12-18? Your fashion is so disastrous that you like, rise above the concept of age.4. Have you ever made me laugh: Aw yiss all the time5. Have you ever made me mad: Nah except your outfits6. Best feature: Idk like your amazing hair, your fashion (I have mixed feelings okay), your eyes are pretty and like a v nice deep and gold browny colour? Also in my experience you are really good at sensing people's feelings and like responding to them well? Like you're good at being a friend? Idk that was supposed to be a complement but it went down the toilet7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope8. You’re my: Regrets, personified9. Name in my phone: DUDE I don't have your diiiigiiiits hmu immediately10. Should you post this too? Hella yeah if you want to, go for it!

'Based on club position, I assume it's me.'

"Break it down, dicky down, down, girl, don't even play, once I set the mood right, Imma make you sound like ----.."