RA-related things my partner has said to me that I couldn’t make up even if I tried:
“What is it with Gilan?”
“I should be surprised about this childhood obsession of yours, but also, you run a fanclub about a children’s series, so I guess it all adds up.”
“How is it possible that Ms. Ranger’s Apprentice does not drink coffee? WHAT?”
“Yeah but you also think the deaths in The Royal Ranger were good, so your opinion doesn’t count.”
[about me] “Oh no, she knows everything about those books, you can’t challenge her.”
“SPOILER???? Now I know Gilan never dies!” “Do you really think that if Gilan died, I would be able to mourn in silence?” “Fair point.”
“If you’ve read the books so many times, how can you suck so hard at archery?”
not something he said, but something he did: calculated the size of Araluen based on the maps in the books and then criticized it because it seemed too small.
and then brought it up AGAIN literal weeks later because it still annoyed him.
"Gilan is such a nasty little guy." (I am 99% sure he was trying to make me physically fight him.)
I was being sarcastic, and he knows, but he managed to make me say that I cannot stand Gilan, and I am pretty sure he will hold that over my head forever.
“Can’t you use your second name as a pseudonym? For all your Ranger’s Apprentice fantasies. All that stuff about Gilan.”
