#yeagerbombe

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To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:12 AM

[ text ] Hey.  Hey, man.  Check it -- I just got the best idea!  Okay, hear me out.

To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:13 AM

[ text ] Armin's been really into American culture lately.[ text ] Not as great as Germany, but apparently every 4th of July they set off fireworks, right?? 

To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:14 AM

[ text ] Levi has no idea about this.  We kind of all subtly asked him about this stuff and he's CLUELESS.[ text ] So here's the plan. 

To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:15 AM

[ text ] We buy some fireworks.[ text ] We set them off at midnight on the 4th.[ text ] Like, seriously.[ text ] Just light off a BUNCH of them at once.[ text ] Scare the SHIT out of Levi!! 

To: Dumbass      July 1st -- 2:16 AM

          Well, while that would all be well and good, I kind of need permission from Levi to go anywhere.  And also he needs to be with me.  And I'm not too sure that I'd be entirely welcome back in the city.

          Whilst the attempt is a valiant one, Eren Yeager, you should quiet those heavy ass footsteps of yours.  With one subtle movement, Annie spins on her heel, sending her foot around under and behind Eren's legs, and her left arm is at his stomach to act as a leverage to send him into a sprawling front flip and onto the ground on his back.