#yawncaster

This is just a little post for me to come back to when I’ve had a bad day. Petty Harry warms my little heart.❤️

May 8 Pleasing posts to promote the new fragrance and SpaceNK pop up:

May 19, while Louis and Zara are seen in Costa Rica by fans, Harry follows Jason Reynolds, author of the Stuntboy series.

There was no mention of the trip from "Yawncaster to the Isle of Dull" in any other promo content for Pleasing's new fragrance or SpaceNK pop up. Harry was clearly just making a point.

Also, how did that conversation go with his creative team? "My husband is getting a little too invested in work right now. I'm going to need help putting the little shit back in his place. Conceptually, I want something that says 'I'm bored to tears' with a side of 'I can't even be bothered with this whole mess.' What have you got for me?"

The Pleasing Instagram post referencing Doncaster, courtesy of Harry Styles and Harry Lambert.

Harry “making a point” by referring to Louis’ hometown (a point of pride for Louis, but not beyond commercialism for Harry Styles) and Love Island (Zara McDermott, Isle of Dull), in order to drive traffic to Pleasing.

Here’s that Larrie post lauding Harry’s passive aggressive pettiness.

97 Larrie notes “putting Louis back in his place.”

I am guessing that the same Larries wrote reams of essays bemoaning how Harry was “victimized by Olivia Wilde,” even though the end goal of Harry’s romance was much more obviously career-driven than Louis’ relationship.

Harry Styles’ larrybaiting (and Louis shade) is shockingly crude, and yet it works on those desperate to cling to their cult’s belief system, choosing to disbelieve their own eyes and logic to rely on a few cult leaders for their mental drug.

These are almost always people who believe themselves “enlightened,” “progressive,” “having secret knowledge,” yet incredibly naive— maybe intentionally so?— on how a “closeted man” who can publicly say nothing about his relationships nevertheless is always able to give such crudely obvious hints about Louis Tomlinson, from the Adore You publicity campaign, to Euphoria, to Pleasing’s smiley face nail appliqué and bluegreen nail polish, to bluegreen TPWK socks, to Harry’s singing IICF and not singing Louis’ (and only Louis’) verses.

How does Harry get away with it, one wonders!

How did the rainbow bears get away with it, right in front of Sony’s noses, one wonders!

Maybe the answer is that the relationship between Harry and Louis can’t be ruined by any passive-aggressive marketing because there isn’t any relationship there. “Larry” only exists in the baiting of fans.

It’s a weird dynamic with fans, because Harry baits frequently and shamelessly while Louis does it less.

Larries almost uniformly punish Louis and reward Harry for one main reason.

Louis denies the relationship. Harry stays silent and leads them on, because Larrie money is still money.

This is great news! Ask your friend what the ticket for the trip from "Yawncaster to Isle of Dull" meant and while you're at it, who thought of those particular locations and why are they so close to Doncaster and Love Island, AND why they never used those locations again throughout the promo. I'd love to know what they say! Report back! Also, this is nit-picky, but it's "larrie."