#yapperthon

I've received nearly 40 anons in the last two days, and not a single one is a request... just yapping. Absolute nonsense. Y’all are feral

I don’t know if this is just one very unhinged follower or a bunch of you forming a chaotic little cult, but I'm just going to embrace it.

So, I’ve decided the best way to handle this is to respond to them all tomorrow night… while drunk. Because why not? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

If anyone else wants to add to the pile of nonsense, now’s your chance. Ask me something weird, something random, or just scream into the void.

THIS BRINGS ME PURE JOY OMG

LMFAO

you are right. he's never done a single thing wrong in his entire life

FULL BUSH

No, he's very much afraid of hurting the ones he loves in a regular setting, so he would never invite that sort of risk into the bedroom. If his partner brought it up and wanted to try, though? He would probably do it, if they had a safe word and he knew the rules. Because above all, he aims to please.