#yaoistuck

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Friday 24 May 2013

Caught masturbating to your photo!ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.

CG: ....

EB: uhh...

CG: WHAT. THE. FUCK. ARE YOU DOING?

EB: *blush* *quickly covers self with sheet* karkat what are you doing here!

CG: OH NOTHING, JUST COME OVER TO SAY FUCK YOU AND APPARENTLY CATCH YOU STROKING YOUR HUMAN BULGE TO A PICTURE OF ME!

EB: it's not what you think it is you see i was....uhh...

CG: NO, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK, SEE AND HEAR!

CG: YOU'RE STROKING YOUR BULGE, TO MY PICTURE!

CG: OH GOG I CAN'T EVEN- *LOOKS AWA*

EB: *blushes even harder* * looks away also* well this is awkward.

CG: NO FUCKING SHIT.

CG: PUT ON PANTS OR SOMETHING!

EB: t-turn around while i get my pants!

CG: *TURNS AROUND* FUCK EGBERT...

EB: *grabs pants and puts them on* you..you can look now.

CG: *TURNS BACK AROUND* ....OK

CG: EXPLAIN HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT MY PICTURE.

EB: uhh well it's quite easy to get one actually.

CG: HOW.

EB: you do have fans and people who take pictures of you secretly.

CG: WHAT?!

CG: NO I DON'T EVEN WANT TO FUCKING KNOW!

CG: SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE THE "PRESIDENT" OF THOSE FANS

EB: haha *laughs nervously* it's kind of surprising you didn't know.

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CG: *ROLL EYES* OKAY QUESTION TWO FUCKASS. WHY.

EB: why what?

CG: WHY IS YOUR HAIR BLACK- WHY WERE YOU MASTURBATING TO ME!?

EB: your hair is black too and *blush* that's kind of personal.

CG: ((M SO TIRED GOT ME OOC ALL THE FUCKIN TIME))

EB: ((lol, i'm just randomly typing stuff and why do we always speak in double brackets?))

CG: CUT THE HOOFBEAST SHIT, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS WHY, IT'S NOTHING "PERSONAL" TO YOU. I WANT TO KNOW, WHY ME?!

CG: ((IDK))

EB: i just...i just like you in a sexual way okay! *flush*

CG: THAT'S ALL?

CG: YOU LUST AFTER ME?

EB: i-it's more than that.

EB: this is so embarassing!

CG: THEN COME OUTRIGHT AND FUCKING SAY IT. STOP BEING SUCH A WRIGGLER.

EB: you can guess can't you? you're the one who's supposedly an expert at romance stuff.can't you take a hint?

EB: ((not sure if i being ooc or))

CG: ((I DON'T EVEN))

EB: ((you don't even?))

CG: DON'T FUCKING UNDERESTIMATE ME JOHN, I KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR THINK PAN I JUST WANT TO HEAR IT.

CG: *WALKS TOWARDS HIM*

EB: *steps back and stumbles back onto bed* why?

CG: JUST FUCKING SAY IT.

EB: ((y-you're a vampire//shot))

CG: ((YESSSSS)

EB: i...loooooo

CG: ...

CG: LOO?

CG: YOU LOO?

EB: loooooovvveee

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CG: NOW PUT IT IN A SENTENCE

EB: i l-looo. i can't!

CG: *SLAPS HIM*

EB: oww!

CG: YOU DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

CG: ((I DON'T EVEN))

EB: ((lolwut))

EB: ((i can't even mann))

EB: i looooo.

EB: ((//srapped again))

CG: *SLAP*

CG: (HAHAHAHAHHA)

EB: ow! i love you! ok! i love you, i love you, i looooooove you! happy now!

CG: GOOD.

CG: NOW I CAN SAY THAT I LOVE YOU TOO.

CG: ((HAHAHAHA *WHEEZES*))

EB: ((le me---> O.O))

EB: *flush* h-how can you say that with such a straight face!

CG: CAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING WRIGGLER LIKE YOU.

CG: SHATTIUP

CG: ((IGNORE THAT))

CG: (*DEAD*))

EB: ((lol he used my word!))

CG: ((I DEAD B))

CG: KISS ME EGBERT.

EB: *flush* well forgive me for being embarrassed after hearing something like that!

CG: ((WUT))

EB: wait waht.

CG: (XDXDXDXD)

EB: *what*

CG: KISS MEEEEEEEEE. ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF NOW?!

EB: i. *starts stuttering* i u-uh.. *averts eyes*

CG: OH YEAH YOU'VE GOT THE GUTS TO MASTURBATE TO MY PHOTO BUT NOT TO KISS ME WHEN I'M RIGHT HERE.

CG: ((STOP LIKING MY SHIT AND REBLOG IT YOU FUCKER))

EB: ((i prob am reblogging it, i'm just queueing a whole bunch of stuff so i seem active when i'm actually not there and also i can be lazy))

EB: well that's- *gives karkat a quick peck on the lips*

EB: ((lol))

CG: FUCK THAT

CG: WHAT WAS THAT

CG: WAH WAS DAT!

CG: ((I DON'T KNOW B I DON'T...)

EB: ((za fa))

EB: you asked for a kiss!*blush*

CG: ((I'M DYING OVER HERE))

Saturday 25 May 2013

CG: THAT WS NO KISS.

CG: THAT WAS AN

CG: ABOMINATION.

EB: ((hahaa))

EB: wh-what do you want then?

CG: HOTNESS

CG: A FULL BLOWN.

CG: MOUTH TO MOUTH JOHN,

CG: TONGUE ON TONGUE JOHN.

EB: (( i can't even))

CG: FUCK JOHN, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

EB: ((my feelss!))

CG: ((AHAHAHAHA))

EB: ((why are you giving me these feelings!!wwwwww))

CG: (( I DON'T KNOOWWWW))

EB: fine! *leans forward and kisses karkat softly on the lips*

EB: ((why do jap peeps use the term wwww, what does it even mean))

CG: ((IDK))

CG: *KISSES JOHN HARDER*

EB: ((i guess it when dem freaking out or find somth cute))

EB: *licks karkat's lips*

CG: ((OH))

CG: *PUSHES TONGUE IN JOHN'S MOUTH*

EB: mmph *surprised* *mimics gesture*

EB: ((check the thing i posted with the dinosaur and the dog))

CG: I SAW IT

CG: ))

EB: ((i can't stop laughing at that))

CG: ((HAHA))

CG: *RUNS HAND THROUGH JOHN'S HAIR*

EB: ((hey lil mama lemme wispa en ya ear))

EB: *puts arms around karkat's neck*

CG: (NOOO)

CG: *LIFTS JOHN UP AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND MY WAIST*

EB: ((dey callz me el raptor but u u can callz me anytingz u like, rawr))

CG: (NEWWWWWWWW))

EB: *cups karkat's cheeks to deepen the kiss*

EB: ((sllluuurppp))

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CG: *PUSHES HIM DOWN ONTO THE BED*

EB: *moans into kiss* *pulls away* k-karkat!

EB: ((karkat-kun~))

EB: ((karkat-sempai, karkat-sama~))

CG: (OH GAWD)

EB: ((all of those actually have a nice ring to them))

CG: MMMMM. *GRINDS AGAINST JOHN*

CG: ((I ALWAYS THINK OF KARKAT AS A BOTTOM FOR JOHN IDK WHY))

EB: ((lol i try to bottom as much as i can wait that sounds so-))

EB: a-ah mmm *bites lip*

EB: *averts gaze*

CG: ((YEAH ..... .__.))

EB: ((wwwwwww))

CG: LOOK AT MEH.

CG: (DEAD))

EB: ((wwwwwwwwwwwwsnnfiebcfn))

EB: it's too embarrassing!

CG: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. LOOK AT ME.

EB: *looks at karkat*

EB: ((karkitty so demanding))

CG: I KNOW))

CG: *PECKS JOHN'S LIPS*00:25:55

CG: I LURV YOU.

EB: ((i can't-))

EB: i..i love you too..

CG: KISS MEH JOHN.

CG: ((HAHAHAHAHAHAHA))

EB: ah i- ok *gives him another light peck on the lips*

CG: GOOOOD.

CG: *LICKS DOWN JOHN'S NECK*

EB: ah! *arches back*

CG: YOU

CG: YOU. ARE. VERY FUCKING. SENSITIVE.

EB: ((my feels!)))

EB: *blushing furiously* i-it's not my fault!

CG: WHO'S FAULT IS IT THEN FUCKASS?!

EB: i can't help it okay!

CG: *ROLLS EYES AND LICKS DOWN JOHN'S CHEST*

EB: *writhing beneath karkat* *bites lip to avoid moaning*

CG: MOVING ALL THE FUCKING TIME. *BITES A NIPPLE*

CG: KEEP YOUR ASS QUIET.

EB: ((woah))

CG: ((I DEAD))

CG: ((I DEAD B))

EB: (( was tempted to put a h-hai karkat-sama~))

CG: ((HAHAHAHAHA))

EB: *moans loudly* karkat!

EB: *hard as brick*

CG: ((WTF!))

CG: ((BRICKS ARE REALLY HARD DUDE

CG: LIKE BREAK KARKATS JAW HARD))

EB: ((ok i meanz raik just really aroused))

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CG: FUCKING LOUD TOO. *SMIRKS* I THINK I LIKE THAT. *ROLLS NIPPLE WITH TONGUE*

EB: ((who would've thought-))

EB: mmm a-ah nngghnnn ((kar-kun)) *grinds against karkat*

CG: *GROANS SOFTLY* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU... YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING CAR ALARM, GOING OFF AT THE SLIGHTEST THING.

EB: *blush* *pants* but it feels so good

CG: (._.)

CG: OH OK...

CG: *PULLS OFF JOHN'S ANTS

CG: PANTS*

EB: ((zat visage-))

CG: ((SILLY TYPO ANTS CAN'T BEPULLED))

EB: ((lol me nah even understand wa u juzzeh))

EB: *erection springs out* *hisses at the feel of the cold air and other cliche yaoi stuff*

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CG: HUMAAN BULGEE

EB: s-stop staring!

CG: *LICKS IT*

EB: *moans* *bites lip*

EB: *watches karkat anxiously*

CG: *SUCKS IT*

CG: *CIRCLES TONGUE AROUND THE TIP* *LOOKING AT JOHN*

EB: *pants and arches back*

EB: * closes eyes in embarrassment moans louder*

CG: *SUCKS ON THE TIP SOFTLY*

EB: *trail of saliva trails down mouth* k-karkat.. ((kun~))

CG: *PUTS WHOLE THING IN HIS MOUTH AND OBS HEAD SLIGHTLY*

CG: (WOW)

EB: a-ahh *bites lip for the thousandth time like he prob want karkat to go all christian grey up in his ass* *rests hands on karkat's shoulder*

CG: ................................................................................))

CG: ((WTF.))

EB: ((sorry but i just got reminded of that for some reason))

CG: *SUCKS HARDER*

EB: k-karkat i think i'm gonna- a- ahhh! *spills some nice hot //srap// he cums like a normal person and spills no hot liquid whatsoever*

CG: ....

CG: *SWALLOWS*

CG: YOU GENETIC MATERIAL SUCKS!

CG: YOUR*

EB: *panting* *blush* s-sorry about that!

CG: IT'S FINE.

CG: ((TSUNDERE KARKAT))

CG: *BLUSHES*

EB: ((awwwz wwwwww))

EB: *blushes as well* you're cute.

CG: NOS I AM NOT1

EB: *blinks* *sits up and grins* yes you are!

CG: I'M NOT FUCKING CUTE JOHN!

EB: you're adorable!

CG: FUCK YOU.

CG: I'M ADORABLLOODTHIRSTY.

CG: ((I G2G M DYING FROM LACK OF SLEEP))

CG: <33

EB: ((lol k byez babez i lovezya))

EB: ((yaoi dreams fo shizzle))

EB: ((fo everyonez))

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if anyone has photo's of me as Tavros from the Y con, then I would love you forever. I forgot to get pics of myself dressed as him, and now I can't even post it up in cosplays D: