Scientists have engineered the world's "Most Human" human, and it simply WILL NOT stop screaming.
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Scientists have engineered the world's "Most Human" human, and it simply WILL NOT stop screaming.

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Very very happy with the color of my hair now
https://soundcloud.com/thomasyams/missing-frames-episode-1-swiss-army-man
The pilot episode for our podcast "Missing Frames"
4 beers deep into a discord chat
Friend: (to my discord group) What're you guys doing right now?
Me: I'm trying to type "the bongos" (trying to change my discord "playing" game)
Friend: right but like, what are you DOING doing?
Me: *drunkenly* I'M TRYING TO TYPE "THE BONGOS"
Friend: okay but are you DOING ANYTHING????
Me: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TYPE "THE BONGOS" FOR THREE MINUTES AND I JUST NOW REALIZED MY KEYBOARD BATTERIES ARE STILL ON MY FLOOR FROM WHEN I DROPPED IT.
Me: *wheezing*
SO so so so so so excited to introduce you guys to the new podcast my coworker and I are working on! We just recorded episode 1 today and I’m going to edit it and try to have it running by tomorrow at noon!

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Talking at 6am
Charlie: Florida Ounce
Me: Sorry what??
Charlie: flower sounds like the short-hand for Florida Ounce which would be a unit for measuring time.
Me: ?????????????????????
Hey so I finally got everything finished in terms of setting up my microphone and now I’m going to be meeting up with some friends to talk about starting a podcast together. Here’s me rambling about bullshit for six minutes on my nice mic.
P.S. if you want to hear me attempting to do voice work I have a blog where I do impressions of Taako from Adventure time over at Taakotalks.tumblr.com
That incredibly overwhelming urge to die again, huh? Yeah I’ve been there.