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It was a spectacular fall. 

Kaiji didn’t know the guy. He had appeared out of nowhere, clashing himself to Kaiji’s lone seat at the back of the far. There was some incoherent mumbling and roaring mixed up into a language that Kaiji just couldn’t interpret. Like that the guy stumbled to him not minding the tokkuri in his hands (did no one ever told this guy you don’t drink straight from it?!) .

“ H-HEY DUDE WATCH YOUR STEP---- !!”

The warning was on time but useless regardless. Dribbling down from the table, on the floor.... The traces of it were everywhere mixed with the shards of the flash. But for Kaiji the table or the floor didn’t matter. The front of his jeans tainted in alcohol looking like it was Kaiji that had the accident and not the slurring disaster that whose head has landed seemingly comfortably into his lap. 

“THE HELL ARE YOU---- “ Kaiji struggled trying to push the drunk into sitting position at very least. Seems awfully hammered, he’s not about to puke or anything? 

     Shiro is an amazing dog-- how in the world can you call him dumb?      Get your life together Issun-hoshi (after I wreak it for you of course). 

     As if by the sheer suggestion, the man cracks his knuckles     in preparation. Oh yes, this actually sounds like a very good     idea to follow through.

ミ☆“ If I get to pet Shiro-san three times a week I’ll do it. ”

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I TELL U PPL. i don’t send anons and if i did i would like your response errytiem–oh wait. BUT YEAH. if i sent puns it would be off anon bc that’s genuinely how i prefer it lol

SERIOUSLY??? i’ve never seen this glorious shit before! punny memes. i shoulda thought of that.