#y7ch40

As someone much older than Bill is at this point of the story... I feel offended, Charles.

Then again, I do not groan when I sit down... And I do know people my age and younger who do!

Yeah! Tell him, Tonks!

Gotta love the Weasley brothers.

Alright, but I have to say that I don’t really understand why people see it as a hint that Tonks has a crush on MC. I mean, it’s quite clearly a one-sentence roast of all three previous options.

Mad-Eye is neither young nor beautiful.

Bill is young but not beautiful.

Rakepick is not young, but she is beautiful.

Oh, no. You’re hilarious.

Well... Technically, we’ve heard about R for the first time in Y2, so it’s more like six years...

Speaking of the Mother... Can we talk about this:

Seriously, until you explain this, I’m not interested in anything else you have to say.

Hey, wanker. Facts are facts, alright. There’s no such thing as “the right facts” and “the wrong facts”. As the leader of the organisation who allegedly is all about scholars, researchers and whatnot, you should definitely know that.

Y’know, I’m aware that Peregrine is probably lying about how he joined R. But it’s pretty funny that either way he presents himself as a totally shitty person.

I hate him so fucking much...

Yeah... No, not really, to be honest. And I’m still not sure he doesn’t work for you.

“An Underground Vault”, you say? Is it like... one of the Cursed Vaults? Because I’ve never heard of it. Is it supposed to be after the Buried Vault or something?

Alright, I know it’s not what important here. But still. It’s a little embarrassing, Jam City.

Again, Duncan’s story suggests something else. You’re really not trying, Peregrine.

By the way, I wish we could choose whether we want to call him “Dad” or “Peregrine”, similar to like it was with Verucca.

I hope you’ll suffer when you’re dying :)

“I’ll explain to you exactly how you can get rich in one week. You just have to give me your credit card and your password first.”

I mean... It’s really not. You could say that Peregrine on his own is a plot twist (though I can’t agree with it entirely). But the fact that there is some connection between Jacob, the Cursed Vaults, and R was always pretty obvious.

Corey... Please...

To be completely honest, he doesn’t look like either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not gonna lie, this is a really funny line in the light of Corey’s previous one.

Oh, look at that! Peregrine is doing exactly what I said he’d be doing: presenting R as the underdog. Because he knows MC has a soft spot for underdogs.

Hey, wanker. You’ve just told me in the previous part that you were trying to save Jacob. You obviously failed. How the fuck you can even hope to make any difference... wherever?

It physically pains me that we can’t call him out on how fucking stupid his every word is. How he contradicts himself. I want to mock him to the point when he breaks and shows his true face.

Alright, Corey. Listen. You have A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM of latching onto like... almost everyone you meet. You need help.

Uhm, actually, most things I know about R come from:

Jacob’s old notebooks and letters,

Duncan,

Rakepick.

So like... try again?

Seriously, Peregrine. Is there a lot more bullshit in you? Because it’s getting messy here.

Also, speaking of Duncan... Can we talk about him? Y’know, he was Jacob’s friend. He died because R made him brew an extra explosive Erumpent Potion, and it went really bad. Care to comment on that, hm?

What kind of a leader are you if you’re subordinates do whatever the fuck they want? Could it be that you're secretly... perfectly fine with kidnapping teenagers? 😲

And I’m sickened by you. Once again, I hope you’ll suffer when you’re dying. And I really hope it’s Patricia who kills you.

Look, I know I should hate him for being a shitty parent and a shitty person. And I do. But the main reason I hate him is because he talks shit about Rakepick.

And then: there’s Verucca, apparently. But hey! “The exception proves the rule” or something... right?

First of all, I’m extremely happy to disappoint you. Secondly, thank you for confirming that you were watching MC closely all that time, yet it didn’t occur to you to maybe comfort them after Rowan’s death or something.

For fuck’s sake...