#xs!au

Gahhh! Can’t wait for the next Houseki No Kuni chapter. The suspense! Anyways, here’s some XS x HnK crossover that no one asked for. Lol. I have this idea that Jack is the only gem that the Lunarians doesn’t want. ;w;

“Bahahaha! What did I tell you boy! To be honest, I didn’t think you had the guts to do it. Betcha regrettin’ doin’ your little science experiment now eh?”

“Say what now? It’s movin’? Pah! It’s just motor reflex probably.”

“It’s also makin’ noises? Again, probably just ganglia reflex or some such.”

“How to get rid of it? As far as I’m concerned, it’s your mess, so you clean it up yourself!”

“What? You gonna tell Wuya and Chase Young about how Shen Gong Wus are made from humans? Bahaha! They’ll probably think you’ve gone soft in the head. Personally, I think you’re already there; look at you!”

“The monks?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What? You think they’ll believe YOU? Are you daft?! Plus, a Heylin must never reveal important ancient information such as this to the Xiaolins!”

*sighs*

“You’re not gonna listen to me are you? Welp, good luck trying to convince those self righteous monks about the true nature of the Wus. I’m pretty sure you’re gonna regret that too, you foolish boy.” 

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Prev Chapter: https://at.tumblr.com/brokendeathangel/after-upchucking-his-breakfast-lunch-dinner-and/bnhv5bih1zo3

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What? You still don’t believe me on how them Shen Gong Wus are made boy?

Say what now? You want to try and reverse engineer the Wus? Boy! You’re more foolish than I thought you were and that’s saying a lot.

Fine, fine I’ll point you to the right direction if you promise to stop buggin’ me on this matter. See here, take this ancient scroll. It contains a powerful spirit unleashing spell. You’ll also have to use the Rio Reverso or Reversing Mirror with the spell. Next, you need a power source to charge the spell and boost the Wu effect. Lots and lots of power source. I dunno how ya gonna get that but I’m sure you’ll figure it out. For an idiot, you’re pretty resourceful. Timing is also important, do this reverse engineering project of yours at night when there’s a storm brewing only, no, shut your trap, don’t ask me why! Finally, you need dragons blood. Good luck with that as well cuz Chase will definitely pitch a hissy fit and hunt your skinny ass down for depleting his soup source. I think that’s that.

Why do you even want to do this eh? For science and curiosity? Hah! Don’t make me laugh. I know you’re searching for a way to create a powerful Shen Gong Wu for yourself. Very ambitious. I respect that. Almost.

Well, hats off to you if you managed to create your own Wu. But don’t come crying to me when the result of your experiment leaves you  scarred for life and regrets by the gallons. Heheh.

Now scram boy!

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𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘭'𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛, 𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘎𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘎𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘶, 𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦, 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯. 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥...

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Surprise! More spoopy/gore-y XS!AU that people don’t want! Haha!

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Just evil bffs helping each other to look presentable is all UwU <3

Hi, welcome to my XS!AU where Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, dislikes magic/supernatural things!

 Due to a traumatizing early childhood event involving magic (which he’s a bit blurry about), Jack Spicer avoids anything and everything that has to do with magic and vows to focus his life on the pursuit of science and technology, robotics engineering and shady behind the scenes business operation.

 However, being Jack Spicer; the universe’s favourite chew toy, he’s slowly and reluctantly being pulled into the world of Xiaolin/Heylin conflict and magical Shen Gong Wu hunts when he accidentally met, unbeknownst to him, a magical mime in Paris*. Will Jack Spicer embrace the magic and supernatural life or will he plan to destroy all magic for being a pain in his ass**?

Stay tuned to another weird xs!au rambling next time!!!! (No, don’t believe me. There’s no next time. Hahahaha)

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Endnote:

*Jack met Le Mime in Paris because he was studying in an elite private school there. He was 12 and Le Mime 15 when they met (as shown in the illustration at lower part). However this was only a brief encounter and they both went on with their merry little life after that.

** Jack (18) and Le Mime (21) finally became a sort of on and off “friend/business partner” when they meet each other again at a fancy gala (where both of them tried to steal a shen gong wu displayed at the event).

~~~Just a couple of bffs villains scheming... revenge!!! ~~~

Oh, just a bunch of mimes lamenting. UwU

Bunch of Le Mime’s!AUs by @nightbun @washichan @harpywitharobot and me. What have we done?!