▐ ░▒ meow for daddy, kitty. ;
≡ …"As a matter of fact, I could claw your face off right now." She hissed at him, but, of course, it was nothing but threats that won’t happen.
How it happened exactly, he doesn't know. The thought itself just seem too bloody absurd to even spend precious seconds on. The laws of this world just don't seem to apply anymore to either of them as Ivon stares at her with pursued lips, straight line trying to conceal the desire to burst out laughing right there, trying to think of something intelligent to say that won't end up being a joke.
He wasn't there when it happened, having left in the morning after he prepared a minimalistic breakfast for her to make up for the douche-y move he pulled on her, albeit Raven used to it. He got a call however, a few hours laters, while he was on the toilet reading a book and trying to convience himself there are far better locations in the house to do this, full of curses and panicked shouts, giving him quite the hard time to decipher what exactly she was talking about. Looking in retrospective, it would've been better if he hadn't done so.
Staring at her, he realises there's nothing that may be a hint this isn't just another weird ass dream he's having, not being able to realise it isn't the reality itself but a creation of his deranged mind attempting to shoo away the boredom that has been looming around him for these past few weeks, a shadow he isn't proud of and detests more than anything.
❝Ignoring all the signs this is ridiculous scene from an even more ridiculous movie, you make quite the good and cute cat if I close one of my eyes and tilt my head to the left a little bit. All in all, I think this is a great step forward for your image.❞ And with that, his facade is ruined, body bending over ninety degrees as he laughs, hand gripping at the edge of the furniture to keep himself above the ground.