#xpool

I DON’T BELIEVE YOU ALLI, IT NEVER ENDS!!

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” Wade purred into Alex’s ear. Alex tried to punch him in the face, but Wade sidestepped. “You likkkkeee me.” Wade sang. Alex tried to kick him. “Don’t you have anywhere else to be?” Wade blew him a kiss. “Your bedroom?” Alex remembered he had guns and shot at him. Wade fell to the floor and Alex hummed. “I’ll meet you at the hotel down the road in five?”

“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”Wade blinked up at him. “Such a drama queen.” Alex rolled his eyes. “Heal up then get the hell outta Dodge.” Wade gave him a hurt look. “But this is an opportunity for us to catch up! How you been, knock off?”Alex pushed a finger into a wound, making him squeal. “I’m not a knock off. I’m an improvement. An upgrade. Better than you.”  Wade snorted. “Keep telling yourself that replacement.”

Ahh anon I love you, Marvel Red Team yesssss, I haven’t published any MRT yet, good choice, 100% yes. Also I’ve had no prompts from MRT. So you’re my first and I love you for it. (Personally, I prefer the ship name Xpool. There have been discussions)  Omg I’m so excited to write MRT omg“Hey! I was gonna eat that!” Peter complained as he entered the apartment to find Wade and Matt splitting a cupcake. “Snooze, you lose, baby boy,” Wade said, taking an obnoxious bite of food. Matt, who was lounging on Wade’s lap, tilted his head toward Peter. “I didn’t see your name on it.” “Hilarious,” Peter said dryly as he threw himself down on an armchair. He stole the leftovers of Wade’s cake, Wade pouting at him as he did so. “Rude,” Wade protested. “Matt, do something!” Matt bit into his half of the cake. “Possession is nine-tenths of the law.” Wade made a swipe for Matt’s cake, but Matt deftly dodged his attack, switching his hands and taking another bite. Wade grumbled something indecipherable. Matt reached out to tap Peter’s foot with his foot. “Bad day?” Peter groaned. “Bad life.” “I have a cure for that,” Wade began excitedly. “No strip tease,” Peter and Matt said in unison. Wade folded his arms. “You guys never let me have any fun.”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?” Wade said in a leering voice. Alex glared at him. “Jealous he doesn’t have to put up with you twenty-four/seven.”Wade wrapped his arms around Alex’s waist. “Oh baby, you know I love you.”Alex punched him in the face, the bones breaking under his fist with a nice cracking sound. “You were thinking of the bar guy when you punched me right sweetheart?” Alex growled and strode off, Wade on his heels. “Love you,” Wade sang. “And you’re so jealous of my love you punched me.” “I punched you because I hate you.” “Wanna have sex?”Alex’s steps faltered. “No.” Wade caught his hand and pulled him into his chest. “Really?” “You’re getting blood on me.” “I’ll get some other bodily fluids on you too,” he said it like it was an incredibly appealing offer. It was.

You know, I thought so too, but being sick has actually given me a sort of relaxed air about the whole thing, idk. Like I can just say ‘I haven’t got around to them yet cos I’m really sick’ and it’s true so I don’t have to stress.Also... XPool. That’s what I’m gonna refer to it as and I’m sticking to it. And I’ve already done 20 and 43 Spideypool, here and here. 

“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”Wade was curled up on their bed, breathing in and out almost desperately. Peter was by his side in an instant, rubbing circles in his back. “Breathe Wade.” Wade shut his eyes tight and opened them again. “I’m fine,” he insisted, reluctantly sitting up and feigning nonchalance. Peter gave him a soft smile and took his hands. “It’s okay.” Wade nodded. “Because I’m fine.”  “Wade.” Wade hesitated for a second then slumped forward against Peter. “It hurts,” he said hoarsely. “I know,” Peter replied gently, squeezing him to his chest.