#xmas hell

Content warning for themes of horror, mental illness, drug/alcohol abuse, kidnapping, suicide, murder, and cannibalism, among others. If you want to drive unwanted guests at your holiday party, put on this playlist. If you wish to test your resolve as this quirky holiday playlist devolves into a full blown existential crisis -- finish the playlist. All five hours, forty-one minutes of it. Every last track. May you prevail.

*If this is safe for your workplace, I'm not sure I want to know your occupation, despite my morbid curiosity.

So, this exists.

And I fell over.

I was reminded by my friend Modemac that soon I should put together the XMAS HELL 2013 playlist. My XMAS HELL playlists are an antidote to the hell of holiday overdose, when you can't even pick up a jug of milk without hearing a carol. Naturally it's got metal, but also punk, hip-hop, hardcore techno, even the occasional irreverent blues song. It's full of full-blown Christmas HATRED, but balanced with some general silliness and even the occasional, if unusual, sentimental song that places the sentiment where it belongs--usually near the dustbin. VERY NSFW. There is a *lot* of unsavory language. Here is the XMAS HELL 2012 playlist if you can't wait for the 2013 playlist, and why should you!? THE RETAILERS DIDN'T WAIT. NOW TAKE YOUR REVENGE, ONE SONG AT A TIME! And if that isn't enough, there's also the XMAS HELL 2011 playlist. Enjoy at obnoxious volumes!