#xiaojean

to the 2 entire people interested in jeanxiao/xiaojean…

Sexuality Headcanon: aspec something or other, maybe demi-adjacent? I don’t see her as the sort of person who’s overly concerned with romantic or sexual relationships, but i think she has the potential to fall hard if she’s emotionally close with someone

Gender Headcanon: extremely strong butch energy on this one. Woman who is a good sir. Knight gender. Gonna grow up into a dilf.

A ship I have with said character: just one? How about a selection, im always looking to share niche jean ship opinions <3

jeanven: big fan of those deity/devotee vibes. serious and self sacrifical x silly and self indulgent. lovers of mondstadt, freedom, and The Wind. just SO unbelievably soft and loving with one another

jeanxiao: functional long-distance weapon4weapon partners. accept that neither of them could ever place a lover on a higher priority level than their nation. shackled to duty, doomed to fight for an unattainable goal until the battle finally takes them, yearning for a peace that will never truly come, but willing to support one another along the way…

kaejean: childhood friends, two parts of a trio that shattered years ago and has yet to heal, mondstadt’s golden girl and her right hand. I’m a huge fan of the righteous leader being crushed by their responsibilities x loyal second in command who is willing to act in less righteous ways to support them dynamic, and they’re obviously quite fond of each other

eujean: legacy of sinners x legacy of saints, evenly matched at swordplay, born to be enemies and yet defying that fate, need I say more? their voicelines about each other clearly display a mutual respect and trust that I really like.

A BROTP I have with said character: Kaeya again, also Albedo and Barbara (though Barbara will take work to rekindle a functional sibling dynamic, I want to see it happen 🥺) also my left field choice is Zhongli, I think they’d get along and could share perspectives on responsibility and leadership, if Zhongli chose to share the truth of his story with Jean.

oh, also Childe. but that one is purely bc I think it would be really funny <3

A NOTP I have with said character: you could probably sell me on just about anything (disregarding stuff like jean/barbara or whatever) but I firmly believe she would have terrible chemistry with Keqing. It’s not like theyd hate each other, they would just bring out the worst in each other

A random headcanon: she’s a full 7 inches taller than Venti and entirely twice his weight, as he is mostly made of wind and she is fairly beefy

I have homework due so instead of that, have some more saucy jeanxiao