xeonaceu replied to your post “[text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while...”
[can you just imagine like "hey ma'am do you like cats well look at this one - holy shit that's not a cat I am so sorry" and THEN THE OLD LADY HITS ON HIM I'm dead]
"This cat seems very OH MY GOD. DAYUM, SONNY, HOW YOU DOIN'" and cue to a running away Jack yes pls














