#xena bb

BRAK

afraid of his own farts

screams all the time

demands to be spooned before bed

had a hairball once and cried like a baby for 10 minutes

smacks his lips and drools when u rub his belly

smushes his wet nose on every window like an asshole

tries to eat the laser pointer dot and looks at you with sad confusion when he fails

sits like a mermaid

doesn’t like garbage bags

is screaming right now

XENA

hates everyone but me.....and she still sorta hates me

#1 bug killer

wails on her brother day and night

always steps right on the titty

presses her face into my armpit while cuddling. she loves it

if brak is getting attention she flops on top of him so i have to pet her instead

still hasn’t let my roommate pet her...it’s been 3 months

is That Cat that will turn on you in an instant

when she was a kitten she would scream at her toys before attacking them

grumpy when it’s too cloudy to sunbathe