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may I request an xBetho headcanon?
Etho is a monster. He hides his snakelike mouth under a mask and tries to walk upright, not creep around on all fours like his instincts tell him to. When XB saw his bare face, Etho was sure he’d lose his friend- only for XB to tell him he was so cool, and he couldn’t believe he was lucky enough to know a real live monster. Etho put his mask on before XB could see him blush.
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1/2Every hermit kid has been sent to the principals office or detention at least twice. Jleo's twins have verbally beaten multiple people, one of them got in an argument with the english teacher because he said she used a word wrong when she didn't. ZIT's daughter accidentally hit a kid in the face with a baseball bat. Grumbo's son accidentally poured paint on the principle. Xb and Ethos son purposely poured paint on the principle. ZIT's daughter and fress's kid set the science lab on fire.
2/2Xisumas kid has fallen asleep in class multiple times. Grumbo's son projectile vomited in the middle of class. Fress's daughter painted a mural in the cafeteria. Scarbo's kids hacked into the school's mainframe. I could keep going, these dumbass's have done so much stupid shit. Mumbo is one of the teachers so he's the first one to find out when they do something, it's very hard for him to keep his composure when they do something he thinks is funny.
The hermits wonder if they made their parents this tired. (They did.)
Etho isn't exactly good at cooking. Xb and their daughter usually order pizza. It was quite the surprise when she became a chef.-🍰
At her graduation from culinary school she thanks her dads for teaching her what NOT to do in the kitchen.
Something happened with Xb's base so he has to stay at Ethos for a few days. The first night was fine, but the second night*sigh*Xb in his tired State decided it would be a good idea to confess to what he thought was an asleep Etho. Etho didn't know if what he heard was a dream, if Xb was just sleep talking or if he had actually confessed. So in the morning he decided to ask about it. Xb considered lying but decided against it, cue Xb frantically apologizing, and Etho kissing him to shut him up.
I can imagine XB’s face when he realizes Etho heard the whole thing, lol.
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Wordcount: 100 Summary: Everyone handles becoming something hostile differently. Etho likes to think he's managed his phantom code rather well. Others would argue (mostly to be contrary). Rating: E Pairing: Ethoslab/xBCrafted Warnings: Minor Violence
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