#xan.

why did i give you my tumblr

“wait. you’re telling me, a chicken fried this rice?”

ok straight up do u wanna have my babies or smthn .....

hey everyone, my name is Xander. I'm one half of a parenting team with the beautiful @paralamar who thankfully gave our daughter all of her looks and personality. I work as a model sometimes but I also do tattoos. I moved to San Francisco just because of the sourdough bread, and contrary to popular belief, I'm wearing socks in this photo. I am a big fan of my "man bun." if you ever want to chat, my gh is @siriwhatsmyname (which is most definitely a reference to this vine).

hi I'm Xander and you can tell that this is my kid only because she also holds her food upside down; other than that, she looks and acts just like her mom. I'm a tattoo artist in San Francisco but I can't get anymore tattoos myself — I'm all covered. I co-parent Mia with @paralamar as well as everyone else who has adopted her. if you need tattoo ideas or want to either set up a session or come hear the latest episode in the saga of "Mia Might Be Allergic to Mangos Even Though It Breaks Lucia's Heart" come message me at @siriwhatsmyname on gh.