Some 404 AU for the people. And the text below in case it's not clear.
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Berto: Now I know that can't be comfortable!
(You'd think.)(Could be worse.)(Eh...)
???: It is.
Berto: HOW???
(Safe.)(Stronger.)(Familiar...)
???: Comfy.
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Some 404 AU for the people. And the text below in case it's not clear.
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Berto: Now I know that can't be comfortable!
(You'd think.)(Could be worse.)(Eh...)
???: It is.
Berto: HOW???
(Safe.)(Stronger.)(Familiar...)
???: Comfy.
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*spins* Fun tidbits about 404 AUâs Turbolink creature for people to chew on while I continue trying to think of a name for them. Or at least something for people to call them if that unit continues rejecting their âassumptions.â
1. They enjoy being high up!!
This unit adores heights. And flying. And perching on things that are not meant to be perched upon. Little menace.
They appreciate having good visibility and freedom of movement in general, yeah, but itâs also just because it feels better than being pinned to a table, stuck in an orb, trapped in a statis field sitting still and doing nothing! They have all this energy, a literally limitless amount. Why not use it to bash some heads in or fly circles around their enemies?
2. They like taking naps.
This unit is kind of all or nothing, activity-wise. If theyâre not chomping at the bit to go do something suitably entertaining, theyâre probably off in some rafters taking a nap.
They might be idling somewhere picking their code over for bugs, but thatâs less likely. Their systems start to⌠falter if theyâre left alone to their thoughts for too long. Several key components will start drifting out of alignment, so to speak, and it gets more difficult to maintain their integrity if they donât have a task to focus on.
Because then the discrepancies are clearer. Then that damned curiosity starts to unravel things. Then they start getting too comfortable with the humans.
So, this unit will sometimes assign itself a task! To other peopleâs detriment. And if it doesnât feel like doing that, itâll nap.
3. They think combat is fun.
There really is nothing like the thrill of absolutely decimating their enemies. They didnât even know they had enemies until they were allowed into the enrichment room NTek has.
Theyâd nearly labeled NTek as hostile until they got that whole âwaaah, you guys arenât supposed to be like thatâ thing sorted. They havenât heard a peep about it lately, even with their best attempts at eavesdropping with Stealth. So surely itâs been dropped.
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Hey, uh. Who the fuck is this Ven-Ghan guy and why is he allowed in here?
Oh. Oh no.
No no no no nO NO NO NO!!!!
Thatâs impossible! This feels weird⌠How could you?! We never shouldâve trusted you!
No, donât put me in there!! I hate it I hate it I hate it- I canât move, I canât see myself, Iâm broken- Hands off, buster!! Iâm limited edition!!
Wait, whatâŚ? That isnât- Let them go! Let- Let me go? I- Just put me back! Release this unit! Release this unit! Release-
Release this- Yes! Connection found. Linking⌠Wait, Max, donât! Donât touch me! Look what they did to us! Weâre in pieces. I canât- I donât want this, I just-
Link secured.
No!! Max!!
This unit has been compromised. Attempting retrieval of missing core component.
No way no how, pal! I am not going back in that mess! Just let Ven-Ghan take another swing at you, I swear itâs not that bad if youâ
This unit will not be doing that! This unit has had enough standing down. This unit is without purpose, without burden, and this unit will remain so! Are you with us or not?!
âŚyou canât seriously ask that of me. You have to know this isnât right! This isnât good for you, Max! Or you, X376! You havenât fixed anything, youâre just dodging your problems!
How else can we defy Makino if not like this? Weâre stronger together! Weâre something together, even if not someone. Thatâs enough, it- it has to be!
There is a way! Itâs called making your own choices. Every day you decide not to be this youâre defying Makino. You just have to try!
You donât know what itâs like to suffer under our Makerâs reign. You donât even remember! Makino is inevitable! And heâs coming here! And- and they donât even want our help. Nothing we try to do is ever right, but this feels right, Steel! This can be the answer if we make it so!
Youâre wrong. Youâre scared!
âŚthis unit has never not been scared.
I know and it sucks. Donât you want to try being something else?
âŚâŚwhat if weâre never good at being anything else again? What if we try and the fear stays?
Then I help you kick Makinoâs ass and we take it from there. Maybe beat some sense into Forge while weâre at it. Heâs really been dropped the ball this time if you bought into being his soldier more than his nephew, Max.
Ha. Itâs true this- um. I think I- no thatâs a we. We want to have some words with Uncle Ferrus. About- about a great many things. Yeah.
No, yeah. The fact that X376 could relate at all to your issues with your family is grounds for throwing him into the sun. Iâm all for it!
Donât tempt me. Donât tempt me.
So, you guys ready for the chop?
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That was even more unpleasant the second time.
I think I need to lay down. For, like, a year. Starting now.
Uh, Max? You canât just sleep under the meeting table-
Watch me!
I will stand guard.
What? No, I meant⌠uh, thanks I guess.
You do recall that weâre going to have to relink at some point to keep you from going critical and taking out half the city, right?
After the nap?
âŚsure. After the nap.
Tell this Ven-Ghan fellow to leave or I will remove him.
Tell him yourself! Heâs standing right-
Oh, great. Itâs just as loud outside my head!
Missed you too, Max.
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I lied. It was secretly a slice the whole time!!! :D
Truly the only way to get them apart is to get the drop on them. Good job Ven-Ghan!! Maybe after this they can return the favor by bodying that bounty hunter for you.
Anyways, a second traitor to Makino has joined the team!! And maybe kinda always wanted to? Would explain why he was clinging so desperately to the biggest thorn in Makinoâs side for the power and protection their new fucked up link provided. Poor guy. I gave him anxiety!
These kids gotta put down some hard boundaries first but they will eventually double up on links again. Do Not Separate, but healthier.
Thank goodness X376 isnât as chatty as Steel. If he were, Max would never hear the end of anything.
Also also! Because X376 is adapting to only being linked with Max part-time, he has Steelâs battery problem now as well. Itâs a good thing they redesigned the interface again so that Steel doesnât have to tell him to scooch over like theyâre stuck in the same booth at a restaurant. They can both just pop off whenever.
X376 makes a habit of not coming off when theyâre around Molly or Forge, though. Oh, does that make them uncomfortable? Good.
Max thinks itâs deserved and allows it, but he does go back to helmet-off as his default though. No need to set off that paranoia for real. And he missed Camo mode dearly.
Allâs well that ends well, right?
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Whoâs gonna explain to Jim he has a second kid now? Third kid??? Steelâs his friend so I guess X376 is the second kid. Wild.
Rip to Morphos. Iâm gonna let them do some frankly batshit things with Turbo modes when they realize double the Ultralinks means they have the processing power to mash three modes together.
The new definition of overkill is Spike-Cannon-Speed.
Though X376 does develop a fondness for some of Jimâs old favorites. Their roster getting more insane means terrible things for Copper Canyonâs villain ecosystem.
Outdoor cats indeed.
Decided to make a proper slice for the 404 AU now that I gave it its own name. Linked Squared is now solely the custody battle between X376 and Steel in the other version.
Anyways enjoy!!