If there was a more mortifying situation in the world than this, Keres Whitlock was sure she couldn't possibly have conjured it.
There she was, standing in the church of Lathander, at the altar with a man whom she'd sworn to tolerate for the rest of her life so that she wouldn't have to spend the next forty years wondering how she would keep a roof over her head when sodding Andrew Brightstar had opened his giant, foul mouth. Everyone knew that when the priest asks for objections, truthfully no one is supposed to answer. Not unless there is something concrete and urgent. This was not funny. And yet, he'd stood, cleared his throat, and very clearly proclaimed for the world to hear that she was already married. To his brother. In the church of the elven trickster god.
She could have killed him there and then. If looks could kill, he'd have been a dead man so many times over that not even hell would have him to hide from her fury. It was a small blessing that the shock of it kept the skies clear, or a hurricane would have sunk the fleets of the whole of the Sword Coast. And he'd, on that note, simply flounced his way out of the church.
All hell had broken loose.
It didn't matter that it was a lie. It wasn't true. It couldn't be true. But now that it had been said it no longer mattered what was true, only how it was to be perceived. And there was no gracefully coming back from this. Everything went to shambles. Guests left gossiping, the groom might have decked Andrew there and then if he'd still been handy, Keres was whisked off against her will into a carriage headed not to her new home, not to her old home, but back to the Whitlock estate until it could all be sorted.
Nine hells, Keres sucked her teeth and raged, pacing her childhood bedroom, now starkly empty, trying to think of what she had possibly done to deserve this. What she could possibly do next. Or ever. With one stroke, Andrew Brightstar had ruined her life and she hoped he suffered for it.
Andrew hadnāt been present to dodge Keresā betrothed as he lunged forward to strangle a man, but Percy had. It was probably Percyās bloody hide the man wanted. Andrew had told everyone in good society that Keres was married to Percy in the eyes of Erevan Ilesere. The trickster god of the elves would probably approve of the lie but as Percy resisted the urge to reach for one of the many daggers hidden under his fine clothes, there was no lie Percy approved less of. It wasnāt that he hadnāt wanted to marry Keres, it was that someone else had been a quicker draw to ask her. Heād just made peace with it, too, or as much peace as he could have, and he was now not sure whether continuing the lie would behoove Keres or if telling the truth would save either of their hides.
He'd settled for some sort of middle ground: a confession.
āIf I was married to Keres, do you really think I would give her up so easily?ā he roared, dodging yet another blow that could have broken his ribs. āI love her enough to respect her choice in husband and if youāre the man she wants-ā
His nose cracked under Keresā fiancĆ©ās fist. Blood dripped down Percyās lips and chin and he wiped it off with the back of his hand. He laughed and a dagger appeared in his hand as if by magic. It took ten men to pull them apart.
āTake her if you want her so badly, Brightstar,ā he spat. āYou bloody psychopath.ā
āIām not the one who started swinginā in a Church,ā Percy growled, shaking off the folks who tried to hold him back. āGods, Keres deserves betterān either of us.ā
He made his way outside, where the breeze had picked up to a wind, but not so much that there was a storm. Interesting. He would have thought that Keres would have caused a monsoon by now. He drove his carriage to the Whitlock estate without the aid of servants, many of whom had taken Daphne home the second the brouhaha broke out. He arrived to the porch and knocked upon the door and Keresā foster mother saw him inside with purple fury written on her face.
āMrs. Whitlock,ā Percy said, holding up hands in surrender as her sputtered accusations that he had defiled Keres or else made a bigamist of her, neither of which felt like serious crimes to a crime lord, āif I had ever been so blessed as to marry Keres, the whole Sword Coast would know it. I dunno why Andrew lied to everyone, but with your blessing, I will make things right.ā
āYou had better,ā Mrs. Whitlock hissed. āKeres is running out of options and, frankly, itās embarrassing that despite our best efforts, the girl cannot find a husband.ā
āShe never had to look far,ā Percy said wistfully. āI should have asked sooner.ā
āAnd stain her reputation?ā
āAnd make her happy,ā Percy countered. āI would do anything to make that woman feel loved and cherished and treated like a queen until the end of her days.ā
āThen why havenāt you, Sir Brightstar?ā
There was no winning. He eventually got permission to visit Keresā room without a chaperone. He knocked.
āI know Iām the last person you probably want to see, barrinā Andrew,ā he said through the door. āBut I had to come and see that you were all right. I mean, I know youāre not āall rightā. Everything went to hell back there. Thought you could use the company. Hoped you did. Iād apologize for what my brother said, but we both know no one speaks for Andrew Brightstar ācept Andrew Brightstar and⦠even though your fiancĆ© broke my nose, the only thing Iām sorry for is that what happened hurt you. Like I told whatās-his-name, I respect your choices and you deserve better. You deserve the whole, sodding world, Keres. Can I come in?ā