#x: reference

Marcus  Julius (his daughter died but he’d still smile @ a message) Sebastian  Severus-Gerard  Zeus Apollo Eros Ceasar Garrett Ashley “Metatron” Michael Sanderson (Kid also dead but he’s still a DAd okAY)

“You’ve always talked abt this one ex with a gender-ambiguous name and I’ve been assuming they’re a different gender but then we run into them and they’re the same gender as u???”

“someone close to us assumes we’re dating and we both stutter out denials of ‘oh no they’re straight and not interested’ and we both stare at each other for a really long time when we realize”

“I’ve been pining over u but I’m sick of crushing on a straight person so I go to a gay bar to try to move on but you’re?? there???”

“we’re randomly naming the celebrities we think are the hottest and I’m working my way up to naming someone of the same gender bc even if you’re not interested I just want it to be out already but then u name the same person I was thinking of on ur next turn”

“we’re going to a halloween party with a couple of friends who happen to be dating but it’s not a double date bc we’re friends and it’s a party and you’re totally straight and not interested but you show up wearing a pride flag as a cape & calling yourself the ‘queer crusader’ and u tell me my pirate costume is sexy”

“you’ve been more and more nice to me and giving me gifts and I try to platonically distance myself bc ‘no, it’s not a date, we’ve been looking forward to this movie for months’ and ‘this gift is really nice and you’re just a really thoughtful person and u can’t know what it means to me’ except one day you walk up to me, kind of frustrated looking and you shove a bouquet of roses at me and say ‘will you have dinner with me on romantic date that is not at all platonic?!’ bc u’ve totally noticed apparently”

fake dating “I agreed to go undercover at this local gay bar with you bc I know you’re straight and this is the closest I’ll get and if I get too intense I can just blame it on being really good at keeping a cover. except half an hour after we get there someone behind the bar recognizes you and asks you why you haven’t been in lately???”

hsau “I’ve been crushing on u since middle school but I’ve decided I’m gonna get over it and try going to the lgbt club and it turns out you’re like the president???”

college au “I’ve been crushing on u since high school and now we’re roommates and u sexile me a lot which frustrates me but one day u forget the sock and I walk in on you and another person of the same gender and I freak out and run away and kind of avoid you and when you finally confront me I have to explain that no, I’m not a homophobic asshole, I’m just super into you but thought I had no chance bc u were straight and I’ve had to reevaluate everything”