#wxlfing

...Oh.

Oh.

He’s heard of people like this before, when he decided to tinker with that internet thing. It’s not really his place to judge, so he doesn’t--especially when others (himself included) have some rather peculiar interests as well--but. Wow.

Or, well--maybe not ‘wow’. If he’s going to see someone like this, it might as well be in Hive City, because there sure as hell aren’t going to be any back in Thedas.

nah buddy that’s totally fine. nobody said we had to be diligent (((stares at your starter and replies i’m neglecting and sweats)))

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a good co-worker! he’s quiet and we respect that. It would be cool if he’d stick around to talk sometimes, too.... I wonder if they just hang out in companionable silence. it sounds honestly very pleasant. Also, he fine. He’s got a good figure!!

okay i’m kidding. that’s not the real answer

Here you go! This is an ultimate cooltype-guy jam to me.

Pretty girl, wreckin' barRa, ra, ra, ra, yeah you areGrowing up, I'm twice the manYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I am

Green isn’t ever quite sure how to deal with bipedal...mammals? Could this thing even talk, or was he waiting for some kind of skirmish? One thing is certain: his Pokemon wasn’t a fan of this thing for whatever reason, and Green wasn’t interested in sticking around long enough to find out why.

The Pokemon, unblinking, raises its leg against a nearby light pole. 

You know the rest.

“He only does that when someone stinks.”