Movie idea that WWE Studios could do:
Finn Balor and Sheamus are two lads living in the Irish countryside. They’re not going anywhere in life and they spend their days doing hard labor and drinking their problems away at the pub. They’re total losers who are amounting to nothing.
That is, until it’s discovered that the town they live in was built over an ancient spaceship. When the Irish military goes to investigate, they accidentally unleash the aliens onboard that have been hibernating for centuries. Now, it’s up to Finn and Sheamus to lead the survivors to safety and to destroy the alien threat. But, of course, shenanigans ensue since they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.
Becky Lynch plays the tritagonist. She is Finn and Sheamus’ mutual friend who is now a Catholic nun. However, it’s hinted that she has some kind of bad girl past, like she used to do underground MMA fights before becoming a nun.
Lyra Valkyria plays an astronomer who was brought along to study the spacecraft.
JD McDonagh plays one of the Irish soldiers who survived the initial alien attack and is forced to join forces with Finn and Sheamus.
Fit Finlay plays the pub owner who keeps telling Finn and Sheamus to get a job.
Cameo appearances only:
1) Drew McIntyre as the First Minister of Scotland (he’s only there to report that the aliens have reached Scotland)
2) CM Punk as this crazy alien conspiracy theorist whose YouTube videos are watched by Finn and Sheamus
3) Cody Rhodes as the voice of the AI on the spacecraft (the AI says that the spacecraft crashed on Earth because it hit a patch of stardust)
