#wumbo

Part 1 can be read here

Things eventually settled down and went back to normal (Broly brought some of the slaves to help rebuild the Krusty Krab. On the plus side, the labour was free so it wasn't coming out of his paycheck). Goku had also been temporarily banned. Not because of him triggering a PTSD episode, but because he ate so much food that it had been impossible to keep up with all the constant burgers. Mr. Krabs wept as he had to turn the Saiyan away.

"He was me best customer Mr. Squidward!"

Their boss was currently being consoled by his best friend Mr. Chief Boyardee, who then proceeded to fart on his balls.

"Mr. Krabs! I have told you time and again, if a customer orders a brappy patty then I'll send for you! For now, can you please let me DO MY JOB!"

"Watch yer tongue or I'll replace yeh with ai!"

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Over at the Nut Bucket

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"Why do I feel like someone just insulted my computer program wife?"

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Mr. Krabs and Chief Boyardee then retreated to the backdoor office to do who knows what. Only the passionate sounds of massive farts could be heard.

"Degenerates..."

It was then that another customer walked in. Some strange kind of bug man? Whatever, as long as Mr. Krabs remembers to give him his paycheck this time.

"I was told that you have the best burger in the entire ocean! There's no way such a place as this could contain such perfection, so I just had to see it for myself!"

"And what will we be ordering today?"

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

"We serve food here sir."

It was then that Broly heard the two begin to argue back and forth.

"If it wasn't for this crown then I swear these two would be the cause of my headache..."

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The octopus scientist had made another tiara which Paragus had conveniently slipped on during the night. When asked about it the following morning, his father replied "The doctor and I discussed it and I've decided that you'll be going back on your meds..."

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Broccoli had tried just about everything to get it off. Bashing his head against the wall didn't do anything except give him another zenkai boost but he was already op so it didn't matter. He was thinking of something he had yet to try when the store exploded.

"SPONGEBOB! SQUIDWARD! WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR RUININ' ME BUSINESS!"

It was then that a scortched but still very much alive squid walked forward.

"IT WAS THIS INSANE CUSTOMER MR. KRABS! HE STARTED TURNING HIMSELF INTO A BALLOON AND THEN EXPLOADED!"

Squidward went to point to the bug man but there was nothing left of him.

"Either the two of you get me some more money or I'm taking it outta yer paychecks!"

He then scuttled off.

"Okay 'Spongebob', here's what's going to happen. I'm going to take my first break in a decade and you're going to fix this!"

"But how?"

"I don't know, try selling chocolate or something! It works for kids and you seem like you're kind of a manchild."

Broly then performed Lariat Express and tackled the squid to the ground.

"...Note ...taken..."

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Broly stopped by the market and picked up all the items he needed. It was then that he saw a can of beefaroni and held it up as he looked at it longingly. He craved the taste but remembered what he was here for, so he let the can go. It then rolled down the road, making it's way home.

"I should pitch that to Mr. Chef Boyardee for a commercial."

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Broly went up to the first house and knocked on the door. It shattered under his touch and he noted to himself to be more gentle next time.

"Would you care to buy some cho- UGH!"

At the door stood an elderly fish with her detiorated mother in a wheelchair. The older one didn't even have limbs or eyes.

"What a disgusting worm!"

"WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY?"

Broly then fired a ki blast, instantly disintegrating the creature.

"THANK YOU! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FO-"

He then fired a second shot.

"Maybe the next house will be different."

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Luckily there was no door this time for him to open. The only problem was finding the entrance. The Saiyan searched for five minutes and then gave up. It wasn't his problem if someone's property got damaged.

Broly lifted up the rock to see two pink blobs in the middle of a conversation.

"You got it set to "M" for mini, when it should be set to "W" for wumbo!"

"Excuse me...?"

It was then that they looked up and noticed their guest.

"I was just going door to door and wondered if you guys might be interested in some chocolate?"

"DID BUU HEAR CHOCOLATE!?"

"Yes sir! With or without nuts?"

"CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEE!"

Majin Buu then chased him down until he was corned.

'What the hell is this guys problem!?'

"NOW THAT BUU GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE BUU WANT YOU... Buu would like to buy all your chocolate please!"

That was it? He was chased down by bubblegum when it could have just responded back like a normal person!?

"...Thank you for your patronage."

Before Broly could react, the majin stretched his body to get past the Saiyan and eat all the candy in one bite.

"Yummy!"

"You were supposed to pay me!"

"Here you go."

Buu handed him a fist full of wrappers.

"Hey! Do you think this is funny!"

Broly then noticed that Buu was passed out. He tried punching the creature but his body was like gelatinous goo. It would just jiggle and then form back into its original shape. He then tried rolling him up like a tube of toothpaste to get the product out but it just led to steam coming out of the air holes. Fuck it, he might as well go out and try one final house.

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Broly eventually came to a large dome in the middle of nowhere. He knocked but got no answer.

"At least it didn't break this time..."

It's almost as if this place was built with sturdy metal. Broccoli then noticed the strange handle and swung it, leading to an underground entrance.

"Why is there a second door?"

He closed the front gate and then knocked on the other. What greeted him was heavenly.

"I love you..."

It was Trunks who then slammed the door shut, causing the Saiyan's heart to hurt more than when King Vegeta stabbed him.

Broly turned to leave but then the door opened up slightly.

"Broly!? What are you doing here? You remember the restraining order right...?"

"Princess! Yes, I remember! I swear I didn't know you were here, I just came to deliver chocolate!"

"That's a relief! I was afraid you were stalking me again!"

"So have you thought about lifting the restraining order?..."

"And I'm this close to closing the door again!"

"Fine! Would you like some chocolate?"

"You know, I think I'll actually take you up on that offer. This place only has tea and who knows how long my mom will be helping around here?"

Broly went to pull something out but he forgot that all of the candy was gone.

"...What is that...?"

"That would be my canned coochie..."

"Well it looks like our times up-"

"Wait! I swear I'll leave, just buy something!"

"Broly, you have nothing to give me, and don't say your love because I'm not interested!"

"How about this?"

The Saiyan pointed to his crown.

"This has to have some value right?"

"Well, my mom would love to tinker around with it. Plus, she does love jewelry..."

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"And that's how you kill two birds with one stone!"

Mr. Krabs was about to question what a bird was until Broly then dropped the money right in front of his boss.

"Spongebob, ever since you started looking different I noticed a change in yeh. I don't know how you do it, but keep bringing me all this money!"

"Yes sir!"

He then went back to the grill.

"Is it over?"

Squidward had just woken up from his nap on a improvised bed of potato bags.

"Yes. By the way, have you seen a girl with black hair, answers to Mai? I need to have a 'talk' with her..."

"No."

"Well, if you see her than let me know!"

"...Sure."

I drew this goofy smiley face on the whiteboard and then the teenagers came in, turned it into Patrick Star, and started reciting the Wumbo lines like some kind of cultish chant 🤣