#wttsh cdc

request from @maplewooden ! <3

🟡 - Happy Headcanon!

CDC would be a huge cat person and no one can tell me otherwise. He has 3 cats (that I haven’t figured out names for, but it would be hilarious if he named them after complex medical terms)

🏡 - Home Headcanon!

He lives in a pretty basic 2 story home in the suburbs, just him and his cats.

🧵 - Hobby Headcanon!

I can’t imagine that he has a lot of time for hobbies, but when he does have time, he loves taking walks, reading, and I think he’d be good at clay model stuff for some reason.

🗣️ - Social Headcanon!

Gov kisses his hand. CDC washed his hands afterwards. He loves him but not that much 😞/j Gov’s around Florida, how can he trust him 🤨

- Maine x New Jersey

- Texas x North Dakota

- FBI x Gov x CDC

- Rhode Island x Massachusetts

Enjoy :3

Gonna go through these one by one

Maine/Jersey I think is pretty cute, kinda fluffy and shi

Maine helps Jers with his road rage and forces him to shower and take care of himself more often <33

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Texas/North Dakota I really like too :3

Texas let’s ND talk shit about SD for hours, and ND lets Texas talk shit about Oklahoma for hours (and then they cuddle after because they’re tired of talking about their least favorite people. Also I bring Oklahoma x South Dakota to the table because of this.)

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FBI/Gov/CDC is probably my favorite out of these four

FBI getting onto Gov for not sleeping, and CDC lecturing him for 2 hours about the dangers of drinking too much caffeine and not taking any breaks

Gov has an (almost) good sleep schedule now because of them (they don’t let him get up until he’s gotten at least 7 hours of sleep)

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Last and definitely not least, Rhode/Mass

Very teasing and affectionate relationship :3

They get to trauma dump to eachother a lot and bond through road rage <33

Never let him get drunk. Ever. It’s gonna happen again and both of the CDC personifications do not want him making that two times a decade.