#wtfuini

adam— 

were you aware that there are over one hundred and twenty nine million different books currently in publication at this very moment? one hundred and twenty nine million, eight hundred sixty four thousand, eight hundred and eighty, give or take. isn’t that incredible? for hundreds of years’ worth of literature, i can’t help but think that number seems almost astoundingly low. nevertheless, it’s the truth. or, according to google, at very least. as much as i hate to disappoint, i’m not sure that number includes cookbooks. i bet you’re wondering why i’ve chosen to share this little factoid with you. if you’ve opened this, it seems that you are suffering the same plague i often find myself falling victim to: ennui. i’ve always found reading to be an easy remedy for boredom, the perfect solution to an understimulated mind. below, i’ve included a list of books i think you might like. not a single one has a recipe to offer, but i think you might enjoy them nevertheless. should you find one that interests you, feel free to come by my room. i’ve got copies of them all in my personal library. and should you not, my door is open anyway and i’ve usually got vodka. that tends to help as well, i’ve noticed.

The airport at Villefranche wasn’t exactly small, but it wasn’t so big that Matt couldn’t keep track of every head that walked in front of him. One head particularly caught his interest, allowing a glowing smile to present itself on his face. “Hé! Tu cherches quelqu’un?”

Matthieu Bieste & Adam Linguini

Voilà le portrait sans retouche

“I know that you said you need time to think about this, and I gave you some time so I was just wondering.... have you come to a conclusion?”

Matt: Hey, I miss you

“So.. I have made dinner, your favourite actually and have made various treats for later as well. I don’t suppose that along with the prospect of a few films and the idea of having a good catch up with your best friend makes you now unavaliable this evening?”