#wtfpheebs

Matt: No

Oliver: I miss youOliver: I also bought too many cookes

Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest withSomeone I'll always laugh withEven at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah!

I wish that I could turn this car around'cause there she goesI wish that I could press rewind somehow'cause she's got a boyfriend now

And I've always lived like thisKeeping a comfortable distance.And up until now I have sworn to myselfThat I'm content with loneliness.

[voicemail]: Will you stop calling me already? Are you not getting the fucking message that I don’t want to talk to you? Fuck off. You want to have this conversation so damn badly? Why don’t we have it in front of your motherfucking fiance? Either you’re dumb as fuck for getting engaged to some random dude--especially that random dude--or you’ve been cheating on him which is all kinds of fucked up. I don’t really care to know which. So stop fucking calling.

[voicemail]: “Phoebe, hi, it’s Lily! I’m glad you didn’t pick up actually, I’d have felt bad if you did. I don’t know why I’m calling you at 2 am. I was just watching The Parent Trap, thank you for that by the way. I didn’t already own it and I’ve watched it twice already. My cat particularly enjoys the music they play when they do the handshake thing, he does this weird little head wobble dance. It’s pretty amusing. Anyway... what was the point to this phone call? I can’t really remember now. I think it was just to thank you for the movie. And I hope to see you at my New Year’s Eve party”

[voicemail]: Help? Dear God help me. I know I’ve always said I wanted a cat but it just occurred to me that no one ever told me how to take care of a cat. You really need to save this cat from me or teach me because I have no idea what I’m doing. He just keeps staring at me and meowing a lot. The last cat we had was when I was six and my parents took care of it. It’s tearing at the carpet and... hey wait! Don’t do that. Uh... I have to g-stop! Come back here!