Nov 25, 2015
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#ohshit #lmfao #idekanymore #wtfidk #hahaha
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me: imagine spg singing nirvana song covers if they were popular in the 90s lol angstbots.
my dad: or coin operated boy!
....????
that is not a 90s song or a nirvana song. get your own text post. your logic is flawed. your insight is invalid here.
So... a few months ago I was really stoned and accidentally had two files playing at the same time and I freaked out how much they matched so I mashed them up together in this and I thought... fuck it I'll let you guys hear how it sounds... it tripped me out is all *toomanytabsopensyndrome *bear by twobitart Songs used: Musemesis - Theriocephaly / Stumbleine ft CoMa - Sparks
Red vs Blue Characters preferred Alcoholic beverages and Wingmen
Because why not? We need to know who drinks what and who their wingmen/women are! Total crack here.
York:Drink: New York Motherfucker / Red Headed Leg Spreader Designated Wingman: North
North:Drink: North Dakota Special / Panty Dropper Punch Designated Wingman: York
Washington: Drink: Kitten Cuddler / Screaming Epsilon Designated Wingman: Maine
Maine: Drink: Red Devil / Psycho Designated Wingman: Washington
Wyoming: Drink: Double Brit / British Snakebite Designated Wingman: Florida/Flowers
Texas: Drink: Bad Attitude / Instant Death Designated Wingman: Herself/Sister
Church: Drink: Memory Loss / Fucked Up Motherfucker Designated Wingman: Tucker/Wash/Grif
Carolina: Drink: Angry Red-Headed Stepchild...just kiddin'. Bitch Blaster / Red-Headed Bombshell Designated Wingman: South
South: Drink: Blue Eyed Bitch / No Limit Soldier Designated Wingman: C.T./Carolina
Connecticut: Drink: Little White Lie / Revolution Designated Wingman: South
Flowers/Florida: Drink: Butch's Pink Panties (lolol) For real: Florida Special / Florida Tracksuit Designated Wingman: Wyoming
Tucker: Drink: Alien Orgasm (lulz) / Tucker's Death Mix Designated Wingman:Occasionally: Church / Occasionally: Felix / Usually: Adult Junior
Caboose: Drink: Orange Juice Designated Wingman: His stuffed giraffe
Donut: Drink: Fruity as Fuck / Gay Marine Designated Wingman: Doc/Simmons/Sister
Simmons: Drink: Flaming Nerd / Captain Dick Designated Wingman: Grif/Donut
Grif: Drink: Hawaiian Punch in the Balls (not really) Really: Death by Oreos / Hawaii Mai Tai Designated Wingman: Simmons/Church
Sarge: Drink: Shotgun / Red Rooster Designated Wingman: Lopez
Lopez: Drink: Robot Cocktail / Spanish Crown Designated Wingman: Himself
Sister: Drink: 3 Dollar Hooker (lmfao) Really: Death by Sex / Queen of Hearts Designated Wingman: Herself/Tex/Donut
Doc: Drink: Doc's Lemonade / Hot Doctor Designated Wingman: Donut
Director: Drink: Mad Scientist / Allison's Purple Nurple Designated Wingman: Counselor
Counselor: Drink: Hakuna Matata / Calm Voyage Designated Wingman: Director
Felix: Drink: Happy Felix / Mercenary Designated Wingman: Tucker/Kimball
Kimball: Drink: Dawn Chorus / Shady Lady Designated Wingman: Felix
Locus: Drink: The Bad Guy / Dead Man Walking Designated Wingman: Himself
Junior: Drink: Martian Sex Monster / Alien Secretion Designated Wingman: Tucker
In case any are curious, those are all real drinks. I don't...I don't know why I did this. It was going to be a serious thing...until I started finding ridiculously hilarious names to match the characters. The drinks have such perfect names.
On the plus side; you can all now imagine The Director and Counselor bar hopping and trying to be each other's wingmen. That's a fucking hilarious mental image. I added Lopez and Junior because why not? (Aside from them not being human.) I could explain as to why I chose who I did for wingmen/women but eh. *The reason Wash isn't with more people (like Tucker or Felix), is because I'm adamant that he's horrible at picking up chicks/being a Wingman and nobody wants him as a Wingman but Maine and (reluctantly) Church. Enjoy this bullshit right here and enjoy the drunk characters.
soo umm guys go on anon and tell me what u think of me alright i'm bored or nope i'm not but yup yea just yup ><
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how do you think women reacted when they gave birth to twins back in the day before ultrasounds and shit like that? like shit you were expecting one kid and bam fucking 2 pop out like whoa what the fuck
wow so much sketchiness
not sure how i feel about an interaction i had with a driver this evening.
driving back from a cafe, I was buzzed by a jeep cherokee on a really slim road (a barrier on the left of him, and parked cars on the right of me)..probably a foot of clearance between him and i. he pulled over a quarter mile at a pizza shop i often go to (i think he's a new worker there actually), and i pulled over to talk to him. he gets out, i extend my hand to shake and say hi, he obliges. here's what was said: "so i don't know if you saw me back there because you passed me really close-" "no i saw you, it's ok" "ok, well, i have a lot of friends who have been hit by cars, and really hurt-" "it's no problem, i saw you, you don't have to worry" "but that's the thing, i don't know you saw me, the fact that you saw me doesn't make me feel safe if i don't know that" "well don't worry then, because i did see you, it's alright" "ok, well, if i don't know, then i'm still scared, and you need to think about that. goodbye" "bye" as blunt as that looks tone-wise, it was modestly friendly, no tension really. what baffles me is that he's so certain, that because he knows he sees me, i don't have to worry. i, the one not in a large vehicle, don't have to worry. i, the one among the vulnerable masses, in the evening, on a tight road, don't have to worry.