#wtffriday

How’s this for a WTF Friday huh? One of our low level defenders who every 2nd Blood Moon makes God Level Appearances is due to be out of contract soon and now linked to a steaming pile of dog crap across town.

You guys watched Thor: Ragnarok where Bruce Banner was stuck as The Hulk? The downer in me expects that Zapata would move across town and suddenly switch to God Level Zapata permanently. Get rid of him if we must (I’m torn now because he’s been kinda good lately) but for the love of everything Holy dont sell him to the local rival who currently sit above us in the table FFS!

Nutella Boy is gone...yaaay!

Monty is still here...fuck

Deulofeu might be coming back....im all in tbh!

Bonucci said it wasnt the real him whilst at Milan

I think what he means was that Juve were right when they crapped on him after  his departure when they suggested that it was their system that made him look good.

The type of player I prefer is the defender, midfielder, striker who can produce the goods when all else around them is turning to shit (think Ibra, Maldini etc) Bonu simply isnt a good as he thinks. Simple.

But this weeks highlight has been about our new signing Krzysztof Piatek who was unveiled alongside Gazidis & Leo. He’s exciting in terms of his stats but, like some others, welcome some Baltic grit to replace the South American doughyness that has haunted us lately. Gattuso already comparing this kid to Robocop...I’d say that’s a great endorsement no?

Keeping things real though however, here’s new addition Pia’s WAG Paulina Procyk

Dont spend too long staring at here as we’ve got Napoli tomorrow! The “will he - wont he” of Allan’s possible departure to PSG is still rumbling on at the time of writing but will be happy if we dont have to face him tbh!

I’ll take a draw but it wont be easy