Jun 28, 2022
She lost at rock paper scissors and tried to punch a child in the face
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She lost at rock paper scissors and tried to punch a child in the face
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I work in a fast food chain that specializes in roast chicken, and there's a customer that always brings her pet chicken in the drive through in her front seat. She always orders a whole roast chicken.
Ma'am are you psychologically torturing your pet?
Instead of a swear jar, we now have a fuck customers jar at work. We toss in a dollar every time a customer makes us want to stab them in the eye with pencil.
Today one of the mechanics, a man who never loses his temper at customers and can endure anything with a smile, walked in, stuffed a $20 in the jar, said "Your turn," and just stomped into the back where the customers can't get to him.
The customer walked in a few seconds later decked out in, no joke, a Trump hat, Trump shirt, Trump PURSE, with a back the blue pin on her Trump hat, and what must have been lularoe leggings because I could see every stitch of her two sizes two small thong through the gaudy, nearly translucent fabric. She proceeded to spend twenty minutes rattling my ear off about needing to stock up on supplies for when the military takes control of the country back from the "demonocrats" because there's going to be a civil war (wasn't that supposed to happen back in March?) before informing me that everything I just helped her pick out is too expensive and I should start my own Monat business like she did because all these brick and mortar businesses are going to be destroyed in the war. She gave me a certificate for her "business", dumped all her shit on the counter, and stole a soda on the way out the door.
I gave the fuck customers jar a $20, too.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Still no one:
New patient today: Rheumatoid arthritis is most common in social workers who deal with child abuse cases.
Me: ...Oh...kay?
@ a solstice bonfire with a bunch of older people from one of the barns I work at
lady: oh hi!
me: hey.
lady: [my name]. Is that your name?
me: Yes.
lady: Your real name?
me: Yes. [my full name].
lady: Wow. Huh. It's just such an unusual name. Almost sounds made up.
me: Well I did make it up.
lady: Oh.
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Woman just joined up in the elevator making sheep noises at us???
Uh, why is no one talking a out this?!!!
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The supermarket cashier kinda implied that I look like someone who is either too dumb to use a shopping cart or that I'm the kind of person who walks out with full bags of groceries without paying
Goals?