#writinghumo

Me: "I’m going to write today! Writer’s Block: slams through the door like it’s a WWE match “Think again, loser.”

So now I’m just sitting here, staring at a blinking cursor, as my brain plays elevator music on repeat 🎶 doo doo doo DOO 🎶.

Meanwhile, my characters are all in the background, sipping tea ☕ and whispering, “Yeah, she’s useless.” “Honestly, we should just write ourselves at this point.” “Pass me the snacks; this is going to take a while.”