#writingasitcom

Looks like this toilet paper roll was successful in getting naked and making out. Backstory: she used up the last of the roll wiping away tears from a heartbreak when all of a sudden, the roll caught her eye. She released it from its towel-rack like prison, overtaken by its stoic, strong, silent appeal, locked lips and was transported away from all of her woes. Then realizing it's a toilet paper roll, she threw it to the ground, regretting her actions, and ran back to her heartbreaker for another round of "he loves me, he loves me not." #writingasitcom #racknroll #paperwait (at Sutton Realty Group - Coastal Lifestyles)