#write that

Would have loved car ride between these three that went a little like this:

Jim (having witnessed the growing tension between the two throughout 2/3rd of the 2nd season & losing it after an eternity of deafening silence in the car):

I can see it so clearly in my mind. Just casually and calmly saying it as he munches on a donut after he chose violence.

But it majorly pisses me off when the writers of the show don't take the time to write a character that goes beyond shipping/fanservice. (It gets a pass when romance is the main plotline, but as a general rule of thumb thats not what I read.) I feel like if not even the people who made a character bothers to give a shit about them, why should the fans.

Hmm their eyes are the same colour as the trees. That's cool. Wait. What are they saying? Pay attention 

"Blah blah blah" 

I wonder, if I took their eyeballs, just the green part at least and put it against that moss on that tree... would I even... what. Pay attention. 

"Blah blah" 

I bet it's the exact same colour. Yeah, I'd definitely lose these eyes if I dropped them on this ground. If they didn't have the white parts, of course. Why do they even have the white parts? Why do people have different colour eyes? Why aren’t eyes all green or blue or brown all over? It would look so cool. 

"Blah blah" 

Whoah, how did the topic get here? I should really -- Oh my god, is that-? It is! 

 "Look! A firefly!" 

I’ll come… to read the story 👀

You would be right.

This of course depends on how you define sex, but I feel it’s old fashioned and close minded to say it’s only penetration.

Sex is any physical sexual activity performed by two or more people. As far as we know, (Theo could’ve always left out some stuff) they did definitely jack each other off, and I absolutely consider that to be sex. Theo doesn’t mention having had sex with anyone before that either, so yes it would seem that he lost his virginity to Boris.

Now if you meant the conventional “method” of losing it, I don’t think that that ever happened. They were never ready to go “that far”, because it would’ve been too gay. After all, anal penetration is conventionally considered (gay) sex, but handjobs aren’t. They could always brush off their intimacy, as long as it was just “boys being boys”, rather than actual “sex”.