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[pm] The lady from-- oh, yes. You had a wonderful body. That's not what this is about. I am conducting a survey. These are the questions. 1. On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do you think about eating people? 2. What is the best marine mammal? 3. Have you ever seen a dead shark? Where is it?

[pm] ​I...thanks? Hate to disappoint but I would say a 1. 1 means never, right? I'd pick 0 if it were an option. Just wanted that to be clear. 2. Best marine mammal seems awfully specific, but I really do love sea otters! They're adorable. As for seeing a dead shark, I have actually. Just recently in fact, washed up on the shore. By now I'm assuming its either been washed back up by the waves or picked apart by seagulls, but I saw it about 2 miles east of the lighthouse. You know the one. Why do you ask?

[User had no idea Elias's trip to Ireland would be so deadly and has to read the message several times to make sure he's actually reading it right.]

[pm] What do you I can't I thought this was a trip to Ireland? I mean I told you of some dangerous things over there but I didn't think you'd actively get mixed up in something so serious? Sacrificed? By who? For what? Who is we? Maybe Regan can do something to bail you out?

[pm] GOOD, there's no reason for love or...good vibes to be a secret (I'm covering my bases in case you haven't thought of the L word yet) I'm digging the meet-cute, though. I've been great! In a little romcom of my own. Sorta. One part doesn't know they're in it. I've been up to no good as usual ;) I wouldn't say no to meeting up! Come onnnn <3

​[pm] Agreed! Although I wouldn't exactly call being locked in a car with a bloodthirsty snake on the other side a meet cute, but I'm glad you enjoyed the story! And that's...good? Can I be nosy and ask who it's with? Or I guess rather not with in this case?

[pm] An inspection? For what?

[pm] No, you're not doing anything. You aren't seeking revenge on anyone. It's not what I want, you hear me? If I die, I don't want you to avenge me. This was my choice, okay? I chose this. Regan didn't ask me to do this. Regan is [...] in deep. I don't know what's happening and it [del: feels like I'm being watched.] isn't safe here. I don't want you getting involved. IF I get back, I'm not... the same person I was. I get it, the reason you hate fae. I get it now.

​[pm] This was your choice, and getting back at people who hurt you and countless others will be mine. I just...don't know how I'd go about that yet. But that's not what I want you to focus on. Survive. You're a smart guy. The smartest man I've ever met. You're going to figure it out, but you need your head on straight.