#wrantingwriter

Happy Valentine’s Day to the ever-talented, @wrantingwriter!! You light up the internet with all of your support and love for libraries and librarians everywhere! We hope you like this valentine. :)

Omg I LOVE VOYAGER! And that’s HILARIOUS. Especially since they don’t serve coffee ice cream. Janeway is NOT HAPPY.

JANEWAY IS JANGRY!

FINALLY AFTER FORTY THOUSAND YEARS..... 

I HAVE RETURNED!

So without further ado: Blog No. Whatever it is (someone doesn't keep track): DIY GAMES, LIBRARY THINGS, I WANT PLASTIC WRAP

So it's been a long time. Heh. Heh. (awkward pause probably) BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE REASONS! Yeah, I unexpectedly had to move out of my house and get a car and a driver's license-- UGH, so yes, you will forgive me because you are nice people, or else I'll send Sarah after you to murder your faces because she is not a nice people. >:} Anyways while all this sh*zzam was going down, there was this awesome event at the library called the DIY games. I think I mentioned it in brief several months ago, but we're going into detail today, baby! 

New ⭐️library poster⭐️ just in time for National Library Week!

Heyyyyyyy LibraryLovers! I’ve got a treat for you. Not only is it a new blog post, but it’s an AWESOME NEW BLOG POST: More Awesome Program Ideas For Your Library! 

I have even made graphics of what each program looks like so you can first hand see the effects. Also my awesome creepy librarian makes appearances! #Yay (so you don’t want to miss out) 

Also I MAKE APPEARANCES AS THE GINGERBREAD WOMAN. #justbecuase

READ THE POST HERE

There’s a new post on my website: TOP FIVE FAVORITE LIBRARY EVENTS

Hello, Library People! I am back with FIVE AWESOME Library Events that I have experienced in my lifetime. Because library events = AWESOME. Btw, do you see that pic? Apparently I have found my design niche: Utterly Nonsensical. Yay! I'm so happy for myself I think maybe I'll make another design with like fedora wearing pterodactyls drinking beer... and then somehow relate that to libraries. 😀 But anyways, here they are, ze Top Five (more or less) and in no real order bc #laziness and general IDKness. Be sure to judge, juice, and steal all if need be.

HELLO, LIBRARYLOVERS! Long time, no write. (yeah, I needed mental health days) BUT I’m back! And I wrote an epic blog post for you: TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO YOUR LIBRARIAN (including medication comparisons, library special takedown tactics, AND dead-face emojis) 

Read the whole thing here.

Because making the librarians mad is bad.

All right, I'm back, folks. Did you miss me? 😃

No? 😡 Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. HAHA, but seriously I needed a mental health break, but now I'm back with a vengeance and there's no escaping.

Btw, this person is LOLHOLHOL hilarious (the one in the picture). She reminds me of my librarians, funny, awesome, and super stylish. (No, I'm not joking.) BUT, we must discuss some things that you couldn't say to this super epic shades woman BECAUSE... well, because that's the topic of today's blog. (in which Hannah gets super meta, but only kind of)

Librarians are awesome creatures, and they are not to be trifled with. Doing so can result in serious damage. In a way, librarians are like those medications on TV: Guaranteed to make your life awesome. *dancing people in backgroud* Will fill your life with information and joy. *people smiling* Opening new worlds for you to explore. *ecstatic family euphorically jumping up and down on a pristine new yacht* Side effects include: paper cuts to eyeballs, scorching lectures, perfect literary comebacks, expulsion from library via high heels to backside, and DEATH. 💀

Do we really want to go there? But before you flip the channel and give up on librarians all together, remember that these things (unlike drug side effects) can easily be avoided if you just treat librarians properly and never do a few key things. I shall elaborate. NEVER--