HELLO, LIBRARYLOVERS! Long time, no write. (yeah, I needed mental health days) BUT I’m back! And I wrote an epic blog post for you: TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO YOUR LIBRARIAN (including medication comparisons, library special takedown tactics, AND dead-face emojis)
Read the whole thing here.
Because making the librarians mad is bad.
All right, I'm back, folks. Did you miss me? 😃
No? 😡 Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. HAHA, but seriously I needed a mental health break, but now I'm back with a vengeance and there's no escaping.
Btw, this person is LOLHOLHOL hilarious (the one in the picture). She reminds me of my librarians, funny, awesome, and super stylish. (No, I'm not joking.) BUT, we must discuss some things that you couldn't say to this super epic shades woman BECAUSE... well, because that's the topic of today's blog. (in which Hannah gets super meta, but only kind of)
Librarians are awesome creatures, and they are not to be trifled with. Doing so can result in serious damage. In a way, librarians are like those medications on TV: Guaranteed to make your life awesome. *dancing people in backgroud* Will fill your life with information and joy. *people smiling* Opening new worlds for you to explore. *ecstatic family euphorically jumping up and down on a pristine new yacht* Side effects include: paper cuts to eyeballs, scorching lectures, perfect literary comebacks, expulsion from library via high heels to backside, and DEATH. 💀
Do we really want to go there? But before you flip the channel and give up on librarians all together, remember that these things (unlike drug side effects) can easily be avoided if you just treat librarians properly and never do a few key things. I shall elaborate. NEVER--
Read the whole thing here.