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my brain keeps thinking about Soul and Heart pacts in Gods Calamity and the side effects of being a vessel for a crowned bishop

like the effects of the crown are often explored but i think it’d be funny silly if you experienced the Horrors (tm) in which you go through multiple growth pains, your body decided to go through metamorphosis but then went “mm, nah, let’s go back i want a different form” and forced your body to go back to a silly little lamb, and also you CAN have children but the process will probably not be normal and you will regret making the decision because birthing a god is not a simple process and also your spouse is not even a cat he’s an eldritch abomination

Heart Pacts ensure that you are one with your bonded god/vessel and that’s gay as hell sure but i think it could drive someone insane to know what someone else is thinking about them all the time, everyday, of every week and every second. You feel their pain and they feel yours so you’re forced to be vulnerable and let your guard down and you know what they’re going to do when that happens. sometimes gods are Not the Best (see: greek, norse, etc. mythology) and they Will fuck you up and abuse this little heart pact. And sometimes they’ll corner you in your silly little lamb outfit and stare you down and you’ll wonder why your heart’s racing and when Narinder smiles you’re like Oh Fuck He Wants To Hunt and you have a 3 second window before he pounces.

Soul Pacts are weirdly funny to me because it could amount to nothing in the end if you just straight up die. ‘Vessel don’t die’ and then they die and you have to start from Zero just to regain all the lost progress you made with your funny little bird. Shamura why’d you pick a BIRD of all people come on bucko. And then you tell them if you die then they’ll become a god and they stare at you with the biggest, more disgusting eyes in the world and go ‘You Won’t Die :)’ and you don’t know how to fucking feel about it because What Do You Mean By That and they don’t elaborate and proceed to tell you love ballads in the form of scripture and you just have to live with that. You literally go This Alliance Could Be Broken if One Of Us Dies and they go Guess We’ll Defy Death Then :) and you’re mortified by their commitment (you totally don’t have commitment issues and this won’t be talked about in couple’s therapy)

and now for the two that i talk about ALL THE FUCKING TIME, the stars of the Taenarum System, Epimetheus and Kamu (ignore kamus name it was made b4 the name change LOL) Epimetheus and Kamu are both very bigger than our Sun, but half the size of a Black hole. Epimetheus is blind, and uses glasses that Kamu made himself. Epimetheus is the nicest star you'll probably ever meet in your life, always happy to talk to Kamu and the planets. Kamu is sometimes rude, but he doesn't mean ill harm, despite being a vampyr star. Kamu used to be a planet before becoming a vampyr star (his story is very fucking sad ngl) During the Proto-era, they both dressed very differently and acted VERY differently. Epimetheus was very agitated and ruled with extreme authority, and Kamu acted more like a vampyr star; quick, cunning and authoritative. Both of them actually got married IN the Proto-era, which helped them improve their personalities. Kamu also became a lazy bitch (affectionately) due to it.

Both of the stars love eachother very much even after billions of years, and allow the planets to roam freely around the Taenarum System, not bound by orbit Fun fact; if they saw that Sun had confined his planets into restricted orbits, they would actually strip Sun of his Solar System permissions, since they are higher ranking in the celestial star category, and take his planets to their system. (FREEDOMMMMMMMMM) also you forgot to answer Amechania's design i think

stoppp therue so💗💗💗💗💗 im so inlove wit all of these goobers designss dksmkxsm

damn whos gonna be the kamu to my epimetheus fr💔🙏🙏 theyre literally so awesome im BLOWING UP