#wovercoats

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats):

Shadows love her

Was the world’s saddest baby

She wins a chocolate-making competition and only two people like it

#I feel like the chocolate thing is also leaving out the fact that it put people into a coma

#SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH DEPRESSION WITHIN TWENTY MINUTES OF BEING BORN

#SHE HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH HER TWIN BROTHER IN THE WOMB ABOUT HIM ABANDONONG HER

Your honor,

Jedidah Martin (Camp Here & There):

go to YouTube and listen to the compilation of every time he says Sydney. that's all the proof you need. he sounds MISERABLE, sad, scared, cold, wet, and like people are always laughing at him. he's awkward. he's avoidant. he's the king of yearning, pining and in the most doomed yaoi relationship of them all. he never shared his feelings but cries frequently. Italians hate him. lesbians love him. British people laugh at him. he has glasses. he loves Star wars. he only listens to game osts. he only wears dumb little khakis and dress shoes…

bonus jedidiah propaganda: the first time he got drunk at a party he asked the dj to play something off the skyrim ost

#jedidiah is teh most pitiful trembling kicked dog in teh rain imaginable he constantly sounds like he is going to either cry or faint #idk who dis jeremy guy is but jedidiah has literally never sounded convincing or confident in his life and he has amounts of ocd #that even god has not seen before #I can’t explain it properly you just have to understand . he’s liek a baby seal being put in water for teh first time and he HATES it #camp here and there

PLUS: the video in question