#worrrrrk

- i work for literally the shittiest guy on the planet. like, I legit laugh at him, at work, while he’s standing mere feet away from me cos some of what comes out of his mouth is so preposterous. but he’s an asshole that lives in that *pretty people bubble* so you can tell how thoroughly impressed he is with himself despite having no discernable talent.

- preposterous statement example: “it’s a good season for chicken!”

- he’s a reformed finance bro who was probably a robo-signer that got a fat severance package and came down to New Orleans from Poughkeepsie to open a sandwich shop where there are already two hometown sandwiches.

- he probably doesn’t like me cos I know he’s not the New Yorker he tells his customers he is. I’ve ridden that train to the Poughkeepsie station a few times. I see right through him.

- has never attended a culinary institute, yet calls himself a chef and proceeds to do everything in the most ineffective and ineffiecient way only a bumbling buffoon could do.

- the insults that work best on him are any old-timey word that is a synonym for nimrod or chump.

- buffoon, for example.

- no but for real, dude fills me with this rage that I’ve never felt before cos my eye twitched for a week and I had to start like, not caring about work so much.

- it’s hard not to notice you’re being ignored by your boss when it’s only a four person crew in a small-ass kitchen but i really think he’s intimidated by me cos I’ve seen him change posture and make himself smaller when I walked in to the shop the other day but MIA will do that to me. so he just chooses to treat me like I’m invisible. i.e. talking over me, interrupting me, literally not listening to anything I say.

- good, crumble before me you mediocre man.

- like, fine then - don’t ask for my assistance to route your laptop through your tv cos that’s not what my skill set is or anything. I’m only standing here, asking questions and fucking troubleshooting your issue over your shoulder and you are flat out acting like I don’t exist. like, *fuck*you* man.