#wormtext

Do you think that Voltaire ever caressed His haemorrhoids gently? 🧐

i was finally able to acquire one of those ugly ass 2018 comic con lars plushies for a decent price a while back and bro his stupid cape attracts hair like CRAZZYYYY i dont even move him and somehow i still always have to pluck off stray cat hairs and me hairs idk how tf it happens. anyway i think this applies to his cape in universe too. he sheds his stupid ass pink hair all over the stupid collar piece and he either spends five minutes plucking it off before missions and looks stupid or he doesnt notice and looks stupid. the one time he pet lion in change your mind? irreparable damage there is gonna be lion fur stuck to that thing forever now. when hes settled back home it sits balled up in the corner and just slowly acquires more random dust and hair. it is it's own entity. his stupid impractical useless ass cape. stupid stupid STUPID

rose quartz is a trans woman in the sense that she comes from a genderless species and then came to earth, related to the ways that humans experience gender and chose to embrace it. And greg is nonbinary in the same way that the gems are but will never realize this on a level that changes anything. He meets the gems and he's like wow so u present as women on earth but you don't feel a connection to gender at all? That's so awesome me 2. But like he just views this as one of the many symptoms of being chill. And they're both bisexual ☝️☝️☝️☝️