#wormtales

Wormtales! Woo-oo?

specially staring yourdeercaptain. you’re the star James, that’s you.

co-starring blackballoffurr, contrary-mary-macdonald, insania-intrinsecus-lupin, doeofgryffindor, marleyxmckinnon, princexseverus

(It`s no as good as I wanted and It`s terrible to tell the truth. Anyway, I made it thinking about your muses so pretend it was good and smile. ALSO ELLE THERE IS A RANT FOR YOU IN THE TAGS)

Dear Diary

TODAY WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF THE YEAR also known as James’ birthday in some cultures. No, like, really diary, you should had seen it. There was FIREWORKS, and DRINKS, and MUSIC and lots of people and

And it was just WOAH i mean we don’t even have to plan a party for James because the party just sort of happens !!! Everyone LOVES James. You love James, I love James, even Lily loves James, I bet Snape loves James...

What was I writing about? Oh, yeah so.... When we got into the common room everyone was already there and James won lots of cool stuff and everyone was very very excited. Padfoot got the drinks because what’s a party without fire whiskey? and he gave me a whoooooooooooole bottle but of course i didnt drink all of that don’t you see how sober i am????

ALSO ALSO ALSO MARY WAS SO PRETTY but what am i saying she is pretty every time, every day and she and james are all friendly with each other and I’m just like hey why are you complimenting my girlfriend, friend? Don’t do this you`re handsome and I’m not so can you not? i guess i will have to talk to him some time about it

No but you should had seen James. James was like yes just yes. He was very happy i can feel it so much and he danced with Mary (i didnt like this part) and with Marlene AND EVEN WITH LILY. FOR REALZ I SAW IT HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES.  and i think i saw she is smiling how cool is that?

Padfoot acted all like it was his birthday which makes sense and makes me wonder why dont we just commemorate their birthdays together? it makes a lot more sense than commemorating in different dates. and i could commemorate mine with Moony, so i would be olderrrr and not youngerrr.

also can you even believe I WAS SHOVED OFF THE PARTY??? Its still happening downstairs but moony said I wasn’t in good condition for social interaction and i have no idea what he meant because ??? I FEEL GREAT

but im also sleepy so good night

ps.: Wow, what I was trying to write last night?

ps2.: OH, NO, OH, NO, everyone was laughing at me in the breakfast. What did I do??

ps3.: I DANCED IN THE TABBLE HOW DRUNK I WAS???

ps4.: I hugged James six times and I didn’t want to let him go and Moony and Padfoot had to literally take me off by force.

ps5.: Apparently I started to tell jokes and laugh really loud and I told a lot of stories that made no sense at all and suddenly I started yelling I loved Mary???

ps6.: AND THEN I PULLED LILY AND GAVE HER A LECTURE ABOUT WHY SHE SHOULD MARRY JAMES????

starring damedelaflamme, woozywitch, reasonandbrains, lionsgethungry

(I tried to use your OCs and the way you portray them. Of course it may not be as accurate as I wanted but still, the intention was good.)

Dear diary,

Today I didn't go to class. But I had a good reason, I swear! I was late for classes and when I was going, I heard a dog cry and I KNEW it was Lancelot (I mean, Padfoot was downstairs and we don't have many dogs in Gryffindor. I guess. Who knows.). I couldn't let the dog alone right? So I spent the morning (and part of the afternoon) making him some company... Vie didn't look much happy when she opened the door of her dorm though. I tried to explain why I was there without asking her first  but she ended up shoving me off for invading her bedroom... Well, sorry then! She acts like I don't have rights on Lancelot as well! She should just look at him, he was doing that face that said 'I want a scratch in my belly' and he totally deserved it!

Uh, what else happened today ....? Ah, yes! I received a letter from Mari! She is in France and she asked me if I knew some cool places for her to go. Of course I answered, but in french. Let's see how many time she will get to to translate it! ... Unless Matt is with her. I bet Matt knows french. He is even worse than Remus, I bet he knows EVERYTHING. Which is kind of scary when you think about it. ... Stop judging me diary, in my head it's scary, ok?

The rest of the day wasn't really all that fun... But I just came from the kitchens. You know, it was midnight snack time. I also met Gretchen when I was leaving. I informed her that I had hidden some cake for her. We people who goes to the kitchen often, need to unite! Specially when the Hufflepuffs are so near the kitchens...

Anyway, I'm tired now. I need to sleep, before I get hungry again. The elves are starting to look me weird when I go there...

Have a good night, diary!

ps.: ...I just wake up again because someone was snoring really loud! I will write later who it was because that's a thing worth writing about.

starring blackballoffurr, yourdeercaptain, insania-intrinsecus-lupin

(I tried to somehow use your ways of portrayal. Of course it may not be as accurate as I wanted but still, the intention was good.)

Dear Diary,

Today has been a great day so far. Well, not so great considering the incident in the afternoon. I was having a cool time relaxing in my rat form and suddenly a girl appeared and when she saw me SHE YELLED. Rude, very rude. Ok, I was in the common room, but who cares? Can't a rat have their own rat moment alone? People act like they've never seen a rat before, ugh...

Oh, ok, that was not the point. So yeah, I was in my rat form because today I spent the day with Re mus in the library. He needed to do some researchers and I knew he wouldn't resist my cute lost rat face (haha I'm SO glad no one reads that because I don't want people knowing I actually wrote that. I'm not cute, I'm manly. Manly as hell.) and he had to carry me and I had a very nice nap in his shoulder.

We also had classes in the morning but that's not important. It was basically James and Sirius messing around and making fun of things, me laughing far louder than I probably should and Remus trying to pretend he was angry with us. As if anyone ever paid attention in a history of magic class. I mean, it's physically impossible!

Later (when I was with Remus I guess) Sirius and James managed to get another detention. So tonight will be just me and Remus + the chocolate box we just found. We know that James and Sirius usually try to hide the candies from us (but we always find because duh!)  but this time it was suspiciously easy to find... Anyway, now I have to go before Remus eats everything by himself!

PS.:

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Hey, diary, it's me again (as if you were expecting someone else).