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idk how to explain it but the new tv girl album sounds like they locked a guy alone in a church in the dark and didnt let him out for 6 days and when they finally went in to check on him he was down in the basement rambling gospels to concrete walls. and the guy is a chainsmoking 20 something male manipulator who has never prayed to a god in his life

​saw trap but it’s just two snails in a closed terrarium munching on leaves

making the world’s most herculean daily to do list at 3:56pm. and then laying down for a luxurious Couch Nap

all these posts about modern things that could kill a medieval child … have we considered giving the medieval child an ibeprofen? isn’t there enough cruelty in the world? imagine a world with no ibeprofen…

i dont know the ethics of reblogging a deactivated artist’s entire body of work and compiling it onto a sideblog. it feels like desecration of a grave, but maybe it’s more of a graverubbing situation? well, anyways. my motive here is simply to gaze at art pieces as though i am examining a beautiful pebble or rock found on the beach. most of all, i am sorry to the deactivated artist’s mutuals and enjoyers whose blogs i have pilfered through…

wow the clout of my shitpost is getting to my head. i should post my one thousand word analysis of a minecraft rp character to humble myself