The perks of working from home.
1. You can wear clothes you really like to wear.
Stained T-shirts and pajamas take you from day to night to day again. This soothing outfit will protect your soft, fleshy body from food crumbs.
2. You eat when you're hungry not when it's Lunch Break. "Three square meals" is a social construct. There's always a rush to eat lunch, to take a break. There isn't a single moment that your fat mouth can't be full of food. Dinner for breakfast. Breakfast for lunch. Ice-cream for second lunch. Cheese for dinner. 3. You don't have to make small-talk with co-workers. Small-talk is frustrating and a real energy-sapper. Fake-smiling and listening to trash talk give a headache. In the peaceful silence of home, you'll never have to force a conversation again. The biggest perk is spending more time with your pets.
4. More time to exercise. Commuting and long office hours makes what hard to do even harder. Sleep is precious and those few extra minutes in the morning are reserved for taking micro-naps. It's good to have the option to just pull out a yoga mat and do something which otherwise hangs over your head like the sword of Damocles.
5. You can work anytime.
The controlled schedule of office-life is bitter. Your entire day is a race to finally be calm enough to go to sleep.
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
Telecommuting gives you the freedom to work literally any time. 3 AM ? You could be working. Game of Thrones Season 7 is on? You could be working. Shunning office hours give you the option of every day of every minute just like you always wanted to do, since you were a little.
