#work yaps

Reading fanfics to stay awake during my shift after only getting 6 hrs of sleep over a 48 hr time period. You understand

“to get through the workday, imagine your favourite character working that job as well :) !” I am not putting Johnny Silverhand in the supermarket. He’s been through enough!!

BY TRON BY FLYNN BY FUCKING YAOI JESUS AND OTACON PLEASE FUCK LET ME GET THIS JOB AT A COSTUMING RENTAL STORE

beautiful woman named fire ants in my clothes at work please fucking god help FUCK

Smiling and posing against a golf cart while I am visibly shaking, sweating to death and starting to look haggard behind my sunglasses] y eah I don’t do well in heat and have an outdoor job in a very hot state

Closing my eyes] No one at my work place needs to know or know why I’ve named the mourning dove couple in our barn Dumont and Io and the mallard duck couple nesting in our parking lot Lee and Amanda.

At work hoooooo power keeps out and it’s like a real bad thunderstorm. O h shit there it literally a leak in the ceiling in the main building hello one second WHUEE