Wishful Thinking at Work
Me: -is standing by register waiting for customers-
Coworker: -appears- Hey. You still here?
Me: Yup. Hard at work.
Coworker: It's so busy right now!
Store: -cricket chirp-
Me: Oh it was so busy before my supervisor sent me to look for cleaning supplies. Accidentally found a way to Narnia instead.
Coworker: :O :O :O
Coworker: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME??
Me: I had to swear to secrecy. They even made me wash my hands like 5 times to erase all trace I've been there.
Coworker: Seriously? But what about Azlan?
Me: Didn't see him. Saw the goat guy though.... But I forgot his name.
Coworker: You saw Tomas??
Me: YES! Thank you!
Coworker: Hey you know who I saw today? Zac Efron.
Me: :o
Me: No way.
Coworker: Oh yeah. He asked for a huge thing of pastrami. I told him to go visit you but he was all, 'I can't. I got basketball.'
Me: Dammit. That's just like Zac Efron!
Coworker: I know! I told him to keep his head in the game.
Me: The things that happen in this store that we miss, right?
Coworker: I know! He probably burst into song on his way out and we missed that, too.
Me: What are the odds even?
Coworker: I know right!
Other coworker: -walks by- What are you guys talking about?
Me: How she met Zac Efron and I found Narnia.
Coworker: DAMMIT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SWORN TO SECRECY!



















