#wordlessrage

I hope this doesn't really negatively effect you in any way, because as someone who was also there when the old magic was written, this is deeply funny

17. Describe a fic that is still in the ‘ideas’ stage.

I have licked 

the egg

that was in

the nest

And which 

the hag hermits were probably

saving

from predators.

Forgive me

It was delicious

So sticky

1. One Song: Come With Me Now by KONGOS, because it is upbeat dark and there is accordion.

2. Two Movies: The Princess Bride because it was a cornerstone of my childhood and Iron Man because it got me interested in Marvel.

3. Three Tv-Shows: Gravity Falls because I just enjoy watching it so verrrrrry much, Agent Carter because it’s a brilliant amalgam of buddy-cop, noir, and super-hero, and Last Week Tonight because Oliver manages to make me laugh while also fear for the future of the human race.

4. Four Video Games: Uh....if it’s games I’ve actually played, I’d have to choose Portal, Mario Kart, Mario Kart Wii (yes, it’s a different game), and...Lego Star Wars? If it’s games I’ve heard of, I’d choose Portal 2, Morrowind, Journey, and Hiveswap (even though it’s not released because I actually intend to play it unlike the other ones)

5. Five Foods: Clementines, chocolate pastries of almost any description, mozzarella, smoked salmon, and kale (it’s a good addition to a lot of stuff and doesn’t go bad as fast as spinach)

I felt like something was missing, and then the second to last photo was there and I was like, Ah yes, now the room is complete.

That is, of course, the largest of the lot, and the one that went up first. All other poster positioning decisions hinged on where that one was going to go.

The two of you would make simultaneously the best and worst two dudes talking podcast ever

Dude, I just watched an italian horror film from the seventies called “Suspiria”. Check it out, it’s both good and ridiculous.

…how are you even alive. What force of nature is keeping you from killing yourself on a daily basis?